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2 definitions:

The first definition of this word refers to getting absolutely destroyed in something (like a game or situation)

The second definition means being heavily intoxicated from any form of substance.
We played them last night and we got absolutely jahootied.

Man did you see him at the party last week? That guy was straight jahootied!
Jahootied by sleepyprofessor December 10, 2020

Jahoobies 

"you have one nice pair of Jahoobies!!!!!!!!!!!"
Jahoobies by Fastman93 August 21, 2009

japooties 

Daddy, what are these candies? Why don't we have them all the time?

These, Frock, are japooties.
japooties by thompsonboy March 15, 2012

Jahootie 

The breast or breasts of an overweight woman which is/(are) extremely large in size and smelly in oder.
That sweaty fat chick has some wicked jahooties!
Jahootie by Jahootie Crusher December 24, 2011

Jacooties 

The living organisms that thrive in the warm, wet, Petri dish-like conditions of a hot tub (especially communal tubs). In more favorable conditions, jacooties can actually be seen floating in the froth. DO NOT assume that skimming the froth will remove jacooties from the tub.
I'm not going in that hot tub. Andrew was in there last night with two skanks and now it's full of jacooties. Look, you can see them circling in the froth.
Jacooties by AJPChicago September 22, 2011

Japooties 

A term for chocolate covered almonds!
Frock went to the local superstore to get some Japooties!
Japooties by lolzzzz! March 15, 2012
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