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Jahootie. 

A piece of shit, (usually a car.) Any rusting hatchback or VWJetta that has no working doors, lacks brakes, and/or is filled with McDonald's bags more than a week old or moldy bagel bites. May have strange items in the back seat including a full wardrobe, a lifevest, a hotplate, computer parts, plastic pellet guns, mini fan, ect.
Usually, the scrap one is able to get for the car is worth more than you paid for it.
May or may not run while it is raining, and may not steer straight.
Look at that dude trying to get in his hatchback through the back window!

What a jahootie.
Jahootie. by Cissee October 15, 2008
Did you catch the game? The Raptors got absolutely jahootied.

Cody had so much to drink last night, that guy got straight jahootied!
Jahootied by sleepyprofessor December 10, 2020

Jahoobies 

"you have one nice pair of Jahoobies!!!!!!!!!!!"
Jahoobies by Fastman93 August 21, 2009

japooties 

Daddy, what are these candies? Why don't we have them all the time?

These, Frock, are japooties.
japooties by thompsonboy March 15, 2012

Jacooties 

The living organisms that thrive in the warm, wet, Petri dish-like conditions of a hot tub (especially communal tubs). In more favorable conditions, jacooties can actually be seen floating in the froth. DO NOT assume that skimming the froth will remove jacooties from the tub.
I'm not going in that hot tub. Andrew was in there last night with two skanks and now it's full of jacooties. Look, you can see them circling in the froth.
Jacooties by AJPChicago September 22, 2011

Japooties 

A term for chocolate covered almonds!
Frock went to the local superstore to get some Japooties!
Japooties by lolzzzz! March 15, 2012