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Jahootied
Did you catch the game? The Raptors got absolutely jahootied.
Cody had so much to drink last night, that guy got straight jahootied!
Cody had so much to drink last night, that guy got straight jahootied!
Jahootied by sleepyprofessor December 10, 2020
japooties
japooties by thompsonboy March 15, 2012
Jahootie
The breast or breasts of an overweight woman which is/(are) extremely large in size and smelly in oder.
Jahootie by Jahootie Crusher December 24, 2011
Jacooties
The living organisms that thrive in the warm, wet, Petri dish-like conditions of a hot tub (especially communal tubs). In more favorable conditions, jacooties can actually be seen floating in the froth. DO NOT assume that skimming the froth will remove jacooties from the tub.
I'm not going in that hot tub. Andrew was in there last night with two skanks and now it's full of jacooties. Look, you can see them circling in the froth.
Jacooties by AJPChicago September 22, 2011
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
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kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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