Jagflation

Inflation combined with an economy geared to benefit people who drive Jags.

Gideon supports jagflation becuase he'll be able to afford another butler.

by Ostercy January 25, 2011

Premature Send-jaculation

When you send an email before you're ready to send.

You might hit send accidentally or your cat walks on the keyboard and sends it for you or the next thing you know, the email has been sent even though you haven't even touched the keyboard.

The prematurely send-jaculated mail definitely isn't ready to be sent as it might be halfway written, have a lot of typos, or be too rant-y or stupid to be sent, hence causing embarrassment when the email reaches the recipient.

Co-worker to another: I just hit the wrong key and sent half an email to the boss that I shouldn't have!

Another: Premature send-jaculation is dangerous, hope you don't lose your job dude

by sarasplayroom.com July 14, 2009

Jigglation

The tendency of the butt or another mass of fat to jiggle (not to be confused with jiggilation).

That ass has so much jigglation just breathing causes it to go out of control.

by pizzajona February 23, 2019

jalations

slang for congratulations

*you can jalate (congratulate someone)

person 1: yo man, jalations on getting that promotion!
person 2: thanks for jalating me!

by jademeusy June 7, 2019

fagflation

A period when it seems everyone is turning into a big fag

Have you noticed the fagflation. Its really gay.

by Lake Crafts December 9, 2008

eye-jaculation

The emotional, mental, and sometimes physical orgasm that occurs when viewing a hard sensual body in their natural habitat

I hang on SoBe because of the eye-jaculation opportunities on the beach.

by BigLouie1950 December 4, 2010

premature e-jaculation

a message that you prematurely fired off via email or the Internet that you regret sending later

I had a premature e-jaculation when I sent an email to my boss giving him a piece of my mind.

by Boss Brian June 3, 2009