The manliest state of being. Basically being able to do any of the following: chop down trees with your penis, eat rocks for breakfast and shit out gunpowder, headbutt your front door open, causing it to splinter into pieces, jump off a cliff and break your fall with your face, wrestle sharks, kill a bear with your bare hands, etc.

Holy shit, it's a Juggernaut. Run like Hell!

juggernaut by LCpl Ross July 2, 2005

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the juggernaut bitch

A video of the juggernaut kicking the x-men's asses. Dubbed into hilarity using slang and alot of use of the word BITCH.

juggernaut: you cant harm me are you a fucking ASS?!

juggernaut: im the juggernaut BITCH!
Charles: hey hey! ya im talkin to you, yo momma dresses you ass funny
juggernaut: shut the fuck up charles, BEAT jo ass! ARRHH!*throws bed*

juggernaut: I will beat the SHIT out yo ass charles, I will beat the shit out yo ass WITH charles as a matter of fact, I dun give a fuck, IM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

the juggernaut bitch by lollskates May 13, 2006

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I'm The Juggernaut Bitch

You don't fuck with the Juggernaut because he's the Juggernaut Bitch!

*Juggernaut busts through the door*

I'm The Juggernaut Bitch!

I'm The Juggernaut Bitch by The Real Jink July 30, 2008

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