Jaffir

A living car wikipedia- if you want to know something about cars just ask him. Try not to get into a full conversation with him or else he'll tell you about his son Gerald. He's got a very unique sense of humor and can say some crazy shit that leaves you silent.

"What's up Jaffir?" "The Jaguar XJ220." "Ok, bye."

by Poopooeliminator November 21, 2021

Faisel Jaffer

A Toronto urban myth, supposedly a large half man half bear that breathes fire and has the ability to manipulate your mind in a way similar to large quantities of LSD. Supposedly has fought a pack of wolves, a tiger, a lion, and the three bears simultaneously. Also said to have survived being hit by a moving truck, the truck was destroyed, he didn't have a scratch.

I'm sick of hearing all these stupid exaggerated stories about "Faisel Jaffer" clearly he didn't do any of this stuff, and clearly hes not a real person

by Shin Ta November 10, 2008

a Jaffry

Synonym of retard or massive drongoloid. A Jaffry is a term used in Northern England to define a person below the average IQ (which is below 30 in England).

" Yooooo have you seen this retard ?

- Yeah he's such a Jaffry. "

by ScottfucksAlex's Mom January 15, 2021

Faisel Jaffer

A man bear who's legend precedes his introduction, spawned from the lake of Manitou and forged in the Algonquin forests Faisel was once deemed a demi god until it was discovered his search engine of choice was Bing. Also worth noting Faisel makes a brief appearance in the 2016 "Revenant".

Faisel Jaffer is a Bing using ass mothafucka!

by SquidofManitou August 31, 2016

Jaffra

When something is properly good, sort after or quality.

"Mate, those parachute trousers are Jaffa!"
"Those Jaffa cakes are Jaffra"
"Jaffra. That's really good"

by JaffraMan August 21, 2009

jaffing

The act of inserting stuff to your penis' pee hole to experience sexual pleasure. This could be fingers, pencils, dildos or other suitable objects

John's penis was still sore from all the jaffing he had been doing yesterday.

by Wingster January 12, 2009

Jaffray

The amount of time and effort that is being put into a "decent" blow job.

Matt: WOW! That girls mouth sure looks like she dominated that Jaffray. Those DSL's must be KING!!!

Sami: Alrighty Boys!!! Who's Next?!

Mike: It's MY TURN!

Edwin: NO! IT'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAD HER FIRST JACKASS!

Sami: I LaLaLa Looooove to give Fallacio!

by TheUltimateGardenState March 8, 2010