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ultra-cool super silly gal. loves cat and dogs, especially taking pictures with cats and dogs. sometimes cheats at video games, but all in good fun. very loyal friend...especially if friendship bracelets are involved. Responds to Jaff Jaff. Also enjoys hot lunches.
look at that girl with her cat, shes such a jaffrey!

That jaff jaff girl is such a cheater!
Jaffrey by MarBear73 November 21, 2010
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An all around cool dude. Naturally funny even if he's not trying. Many people know him but he has few friends. He's a chilled and easy to talk to person. Rarely ever disliked.
If you were a jaffrey I think I would laugh more
Jaffrey by Tino morelino March 17, 2017

The Jaffrey 

No parent should ever own a Jaffrey. Jarfreedas are nightmare creatures that harness the power of poly ridge to disguise themself from work. They can often be found slacking off and reading books that until then you never knew existed.
“jAAAAAAAAfreeeee”
“THE JARFREE HAS A KNIFE”
The Jaffrey is a god
The Jaffrey by Jarfree March 25, 2019

Joffreyism 

when a young man lets a bit of power or position go to his head and acts a nasty, little egomaniac / from "Game of Thrones" character, King Joffrey Lannister
The dog-pound dude was showing us serious Joffreyism, so we had to lock him in a cage.

Jeffrey D 

Jeffrey D:I'm not a troll, you're a troll!
*Proceeds to throw because he is greedy for blue buff.
Jeffrey D by l00pz00p November 20, 2013

Joffrey Lupul 

The Sexiest Hockey Player Alive!! He plays Left wing for the Toronto Maple Leafs And is Number 19! He Is Amazing!
Wow! Who's that Guy who just scored a hat trick?

Oh, That's Joffrey Lupul!
Joffrey Lupul by Mrs. Lupul March 4, 2013

Justin Jeffrey Hedquist 

The loser who's best friend's dad had to kill himself in a car accident because he snitched on the ghettoist kid alive.
Person 1: Lol did the nigger just kill himself

Person 2: Lmao prolly pulled a Justin Jeffrey Hedquist lol
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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