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This dude is an awesomely sus and cool dude, will give you anything you want and doesnt like fighting.
Sometimes hes a meme but ykwis.
Lmao no one can compare to Jaafir
Jaafir by Poseidon1234456445 May 19, 2022
Words you can keep
He is a somewhat nice guy and can be trusted. They all love Casey and crazy cats. However, they can also be very testing and can make you want to rip your hair out. Annoying but nice.
Where ever you find Casey, you're sure to find Jaafar.
Jaafar by Laptop girl December 28, 2019
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Jaafar stop fucking the whole cheerleading team!
jaafar by jeffrysheffry October 22, 2019
The single most popular motherfucker in existence. Elvis Presley popular...

Matt; dude You're so fucking popular you won prom king

Jaafar; you don't even know the half of it man, I had sex with the entire cheerleaders team
He defines popularity, he's a jaafar
Jaafar by #oracle #wisdom January 6, 2017
Very caring individual, does his best to make the life of the people he cares about better.
Has issues when trying to communicate his feelings, still a work in progress, but deep down he has great intentions.
Overall, being a Jaâfar is great, you try to excel, and you will at some point.
Me: Dude, how do you manage to be so helpful? It's really nice of you man not everyone is this dedicated

Jaâfar: Well, that's what being a Jaâfar is all about
Jaâfar by londonloudlad April 5, 2020
A really, amazingly together guy. See sass, hoopy and frood
Hey, you sass that hoppy Jagfire? Now there's a frood who knows where his towel is!
jagfire by Darkie January 4, 2004

Jaafar Jackson 

He's the teenage son of Jackson 5 bassist Jermaine Jackson and Colombian hoe Alejandra Oaziaza. He's uber sexy and gets just as much attention from the teenage girls as his cousin Prince Jackson. He does karate and bought a stun gun online with a credit card. The boy is bad. He's also a model so you know he's fit. And it is Jaafar not Jaffar. Learn it.
OMJ! Did you see those pictures of Jaafar Jackson in Hawaii? HOT STUFF!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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