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Jaffasexual 

When a Jaffa is romatically or sexually attracted to another Jaffa. Often occurs in a polyamorie, containing 3 Jaffas.
Jaffa: Did you see Jaffa yesterday? I really want to make out now.

Jaffa: You're... also Jaffasexual? :flushed:

Jaffa(but in blue): We all could just- ...make out together? :flushed:

jaffa: :flushed:
Jaffa: :flushed:
Jaffasexual by Anna-senpai August 23, 2020
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Synonym of retard or massive drongoloid. A Jaffry is a term used in Northern England to define a person below the average IQ (which is below 30 in England).
" Yooooo have you seen this retard ?

- Yeah he's such a Jaffry. "
a Jaffry by ScottfucksAlex's Mom January 15, 2021

Half a Jaffa 

Someone, usually from the north of Ireland, who has one Catholic parent and one Protestant parent. Meaning they are half orange
Did you know Johnny was half a jaffa?
His da's in the ra but his mum's an orangewoman
Half a Jaffa by TPitbull November 3, 2010

jaffa baby 

A red haired baby with brown skin. The potential offspring comprised from a red haired parent and one brown skinned parent.
'Hey Jane, what will happen when you and John have kids.... he's a red head and you have brown skin.... what happens if the babies have red hair and brown skin?' inquired Julie

'If that happens, the jaffa baby will be drowned in a bucket' replied Jane
jaffa baby by arther8183 June 30, 2011

Jeffranklin

Notorious Russian explorer and activist. Famous for his work and often maniacal obsession with sand beetles. No current known whereabouts. Last seen on a beach at Lake Michigan, throwing small rocks at bigger rocks.
"Dude, you've heard of Jeffranklin, right? What a sand beetle-obsessed creepazoid!"
Jeffranklin by ceemezz October 4, 2011

Jaffa Nips

Nipples that are shaped like Jaffa cakes that are similer to size shape and colour as Jaffa cakes
"God That Girl Has Big Jaffa Nips"
Jaffa Nips by Mazzbee January 27, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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