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JaffaCake 

What a fucking jaffacake
JaffaCake by Avidfan and Dark-skye December 29, 2004

Jaffacake 

A nerd, and also the most delicious cake ever. If a person is nicknames Jaffacake, then their surname is probably Jaffa or jaffe
Oh look, it's Jenna Jaffacake!
Why do u call her that?
Her surname is rlly iconic!

jaffacake nipples 

nipples that are the size of a plate and are hard to suck!!
Damm she had wierd jaffacake nipples! they were scary!!

jaffa cake 

the most addictive biscuits in the world!
they are a small cake that is topped with orange, then chocolate.
they (apparently) only contain 1g of fat per jaffa cake(yeah right)
but still, once you taste them, i swear - you will get hooked!!
footballers like Ferdinand (england) like to eat them on the pitch because they can give you a boost of energgy quickly.
now they come in lots of flavours lime, lemon, raspberry...
YUMMMMMM
woman; do you know there is only one gram of fat in a jaffa cake?

woman 2; so wot??? when you decide to eat the whole packet, it's not going to be 1 gram then is it? you'll end up looking like fat bastard if you keep telling people that!
jaffa cake by cynthia_s July 13, 2006

Jappacake 

The cutest Japanese duo Shotoro Osaki and Yuta Nakamoto.

Accidentally called them jaffa cakes so here we are
A: Omg look how cute the Jappacakes are

B: Omg I love Shotoro and Yuta
A: same lol
Jappacake by TaeilsCake October 23, 2020

ginger jaffa cake

some 1 who is has ginger hair and is abit tuby arond the belly and plays rugby as a foward
example of a ginger jaffa cake is dj boogie woogie and the sugar puff monster
ginger jaffa cake by nick 6457645765 September 28, 2009