Faffacake

A person who faffs around taking time

I wish she would hurry up and stop being a faffacake

by Starkers August 18, 2013

Raffacakes

He is the realest nigga and is better than deshawn

Raffacakes is my g

He is the goat

by Raffacakes69 January 25, 2020

Famfacker

Like the female homewrecker, a man who preys on women of all relationship statuses who usually have children. He carefully chooses women who are awesome moms, attractive, and have big hearts because they are the ones who will always remember the pain he caused. He weaves himself into the circle and proceeds to fit right in as if he has always been a part of the family. The children enjoy his company and playfulness, and "I love you" is often exchanged between the man and woman, and the man and children. After the man has infected the family with his charm, love, and protection, and after he plants seeds of hopes and dreams, he fucks the family by showing them he was just faking.

Can you believe that Famfacker weaved himself into my family for years, pretending to love and care, and then
left like he didn't even know us!

by Btwitsjennifer June 12, 2018

jaffacake nipples

nipples that are the size of a plate and are hard to suck!!

Damm she had wierd jaffacake nipples! they were scary!!

by Cameron McDougall December 11, 2007

JaffaCake

An act of anal romance. See also bum sex

Jane joyously but nievely accepted the nice gentleman's offer of a Jaffacake.

"Maybe I could interest you in a jaffacake?"

by Viz Reader May 13, 2005

JaffaCake

Someone who is a bit of prick

What a fucking jaffacake

by Avidfan and Dark-skye December 29, 2004

saffacake

A wired ginger nonce called saff who dosent like being called saffacake

Yo saffacake was chatting to some 14 year old and put a kiss in a msg

by Met me nigg July 10, 2019