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JaffaCake 

Someone who is a bit of prick
What a fucking jaffacake
JaffaCake by Avidfan and Dark-skye December 29, 2004

Jaffacake 

A nerd, and also the most delicious cake ever. If a person is nicknames Jaffacake, then their surname is probably Jaffa or jaffe
Oh look, it's Jenna Jaffacake!
Why do u call her that?
Her surname is rlly iconic!
Jaffacake by Stupidity In Real Life January 29, 2022

jaffacake nipples 

nipples that are the size of a plate and are hard to suck!!
Damm she had wierd jaffacake nipples! they were scary!!

jaffa cake 

the most addictive biscuits in the world!
they are a small cake that is topped with orange, then chocolate.
they (apparently) only contain 1g of fat per jaffa cake(yeah right)
but still, once you taste them, i swear - you will get hooked!!
footballers like Ferdinand (england) like to eat them on the pitch because they can give you a boost of energgy quickly.
now they come in lots of flavours lime, lemon, raspberry...
YUMMMMMM
woman; do you know there is only one gram of fat in a jaffa cake?

woman 2; so wot??? when you decide to eat the whole packet, it's not going to be 1 gram then is it? you'll end up looking like fat bastard if you keep telling people that!
jaffa cake by cynthia_s July 13, 2006

Jappacake 

The cutest Japanese duo Shotoro Osaki and Yuta Nakamoto.

Accidentally called them jaffa cakes so here we are
A: Omg look how cute the Jappacakes are

B: Omg I love Shotoro and Yuta
A: same lol
Jappacake by TaeilsCake October 23, 2020

ginger jaffa cake

some 1 who is has ginger hair and is abit tuby arond the belly and plays rugby as a foward
example of a ginger jaffa cake is dj boogie woogie and the sugar puff monster
ginger jaffa cake by nick 6457645765 September 28, 2009
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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