A sex move involving two humans in a hugging missionary position, a black person on top and a white person on the bottom. However before engaging in coitus, a jar of orange jam is spread on the white persons torso, mimicking the construction of a McVities orange Jaffa cake.
1: Honey! did you get the orange jam?
2 : No sorry honey i forgot.
1: Damn, then we wont be Jaffacaking tonight.
When a guy bends over and inserts sponge cake into his own arse, he dips his dick in chocolate and uses this to jerk off. Just as he is about to cum he shoves an orange in his mouth to muffle the scream. Once ejactulated then fart out the sponge cake.
Omg dude I Was Jaffa caking myself last night, my mums Victoria sponge flew everywhere
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.