Jaffa-fake 

A term used to describe footballers wives, or alike, who wear fake suntans that leave the skin with an orange complexion.

The woman's a total jaffa-fake.

Jaffa-fake by GazzerB August 25, 2008

jaffacake nipples 

nipples that are the size of a plate and are hard to suck!!

Damm she had wierd jaffacake nipples! they were scary!!

jaffacake nipples by Cameron McDougall December 11, 2007

JaffaCake 

An act of anal romance. See also bum sex

Jane joyously but nievely accepted the nice gentleman's offer of a Jaffacake.

"Maybe I could interest you in a jaffacake?"

JaffaCake by Viz Reader May 13, 2005

JaffaCake 

Someone who is a bit of prick

What a fucking jaffacake

JaffaCake by Avidfan and Dark-skye December 29, 2004

Jaffacake 

A nerd, and also the most delicious cake ever. If a person is nicknames Jaffacake, then their surname is probably Jaffa or jaffe

Oh look, it's Jenna Jaffacake!
Why do u call her that?
Her surname is rlly iconic!

Jaffacake by Stupidity In Real Life January 29, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019