Jaffa-fake

A term used to describe footballers wives, or alike, who wear fake suntans that leave the skin with an orange complexion.

The woman's a total jaffa-fake.

by GazzerB August 25, 2008

jaffacake nipples

nipples that are the size of a plate and are hard to suck!!

Damm she had wierd jaffacake nipples! they were scary!!

by Cameron McDougall December 11, 2007

JaffaCake

An act of anal romance. See also bum sex

Jane joyously but nievely accepted the nice gentleman's offer of a Jaffacake.

"Maybe I could interest you in a jaffacake?"

by Viz Reader May 13, 2005

JaffaCake

Someone who is a bit of prick

What a fucking jaffacake

by Avidfan and Dark-skye December 29, 2004

Jaffacake

A nerd, and also the most delicious cake ever. If a person is nicknames Jaffacake, then their surname is probably Jaffa or jaffe

Oh look, it's Jenna Jaffacake!
Why do u call her that?
Her surname is rlly iconic!

by Stupidity In Real Life January 29, 2022