Jacobbain 

Jacobbain is a state of enlightenment in which one realizes that without any fellowship friends lose every hope of using self expression.

1) The jacobbain student gathered all of his friends for one last hurrah before traveling the country for two years in order to capture the American Waffle House culture for National Geographic's television special, "Beyond Truck Stops".

Jacobbain by FDA ADA FBI CDC NBC TBN NRA December 14, 2010

Jacobins 

The Jacobin Club was the most famous political club of the French Revolution. So called from the Dominican convent, where they originally met, in the Rue St. Jacques, Paris. At that time, the term was popularly applied to all supporters of revolutionary opinions. In contemporary France it refers to the concept of a centralized Republic, with power concentrated in the national government, at the expense of local or regional governments.

The Jacobins sure were a rowdy bunch, always wanting to have a revolution and FUCK WOMEN.

Jacobins by gangbangorangutang July 26, 2012

Jacobating 

Prioritizing one's own cleverness over intellectual (or spiritual) growth and substance. Derived from the biblical figure of Jacob, who is portrayed as a trickster and reprobate in the earlier days of his life.

Instead of reading the assigned material, Robert employed the age-old practice of Jacobating in order to reach the minimum word count on his essay.

Jacobating by prevailingwest July 26, 2021

JacobDinkelman 

A slightly evolved niglet who jerks off to gay Asian porn since their small chides remind them of their old $5 sucky sucky job.

That wiglet is such a fking JacobDinkelman

JacobDinkelman by JacobDinkelmanSucksAss November 3, 2016

Jacobian 

1. A mathematical transform involving partial derivatives in college vector calculus courses.

2. The mortal enemies of the BasILL face that have alliances to Reimann Sums and Laplace Transforms. Syn: Porcelli.

3. Any person, thing, or situation that stops at nothing to slow you down, mess you up, or give you (or any BasILL) random unexpected grief.

"Yo man that 416 forecast was total Jacobian"
hahah I know man the Linux side was all messed up

OR

"Haha how'd you do on that Math230 exam?"
Yo man nothing but tru BasIll on that joint, the Jacobians didn't stand a chance

Jacobian by Carl A. Jacobi April 26, 2006

Jacobinous 

Jacobinous is a micro internet celebrity who also go by the name of bad jack on SoundCloud

Jacobinous is the #1 dj in the whole planet

Jacobinous by Jacobinous September 22, 2021

jacobing up the place

to fag up the place

"Cool party man." - Brad
"Oh shit, Jacob's here." - Alan
"Let's run before he starts jacobing up the place." - Brad

jacobing up the place by RUNFROMJACOB.COM November 1, 2011