A slightly evolved niglet who jerks off to gay Asian porn since their small chides remind them of their old $5 sucky sucky job.
by JacobDinkelmanSucksAss November 04, 2016
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by JacobDinkelmanSucksAss November 04, 2016
A possibly fatal disease in which you can't stop smiling but on the inside you're totally pissed. Can be caused by:
Total asshole teachers who are PMSing
Other infected patients
Watching turtles do it for hours on end
Total asshole teachers who are PMSing
Other infected patients
Watching turtles do it for hours on end
Jacob"Don't get near me."
Sean"Why?"
Jacob"That math lesson gave me mooreidous."
Sean"Holy shit. GET TO THE QUARANTINE."
Sean"Why?"
Jacob"That math lesson gave me mooreidous."
Sean"Holy shit. GET TO THE QUARANTINE."
by JacobDinkelmanSucksAss November 05, 2016