Jacksonist
When someone is being “ist” to anyone named Jackson. Can only be used when Jackson’s name is spelled with a “ck” nothing else.
Jacksonist by Mypseudonymisbetter April 4, 2023
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MICHAEL JACKSONING
Using social media and reliable internet sources to find out the TRUTH about Michael Jackson, whilst ignoring tabloid fiction.
MICHAEL JACKSONING by Avalonian October 24, 2012
Michael Jacksoning
Michael Jacksoning by PY Love and Peace October 24, 2012
Michael Jacksoning
Totally losing track of time at the sight, sound or movement of Michael Jackson....suffering many burnt meals, being late all the time, sitting in agony being bitten by mosquitoes but unable to move from your TV/computer or put your phone down!
"Sorry honey, dinner is a bit uhmmm toasty, I've been Michael Jacksoning all day!"
"Sorry honey, dinner is a bit uhmmm toasty, I've been Michael Jacksoning all day!"
Warning: Michael Jacksoning is intensely enjoyable and may interfere with your normal activities.
It can drive you to distraction--and you'll love it.
It can drive you to distraction--and you'll love it.
Michael Jacksoning by Moon Child November 1, 2012
MICHAEL JACKSONING
MICHAEL JACKSONING by TooLittleTooLate October 24, 2012
Jacksonese
Jacksonese is a language created and used by Moonwalkers. It's a mixture of Michael Jackson song titles, quotes and catchphrases.
Example of Jacksonese
Girl: What did you do this weekend??
Moonwalker: Well, I went to a club and I met this girl called Billie Jean and she started arguing and before I knew it we were fighting. There was so much Blood On The Dance Floor and she was about to Walk Away but I was like, I Can't Let Her Get Away...
Girl: What did you do this weekend??
Moonwalker: Well, I went to a club and I met this girl called Billie Jean and she started arguing and before I knew it we were fighting. There was so much Blood On The Dance Floor and she was about to Walk Away but I was like, I Can't Let Her Get Away...
Jacksonese by BeckyMoonwalker April 30, 2014
Michael Jacksoning
Having the time and money to do whatever one wants to do, and spends both helping poor and sick children around the world, and promoting peace."
Michael Jacksoning by Benjamin63 October 24, 2012
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