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Jackitation 

Hey Becky, I just had jackitation!
Jackitation by Mariah 69 December 30, 2020
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Michael Jaccination 

Its when you expose kids to Michael Jackson's music early so they grow up loving the King of Pop
Today I watched the Thriller video with my son. It was his first Michael Jaccination.

Jarsitation

to Jarsitate, the act of Jarsitating. To bother, to make fun of. to annoy.
Stop Jarsitating me. These Jarsitations need to stop, you're hurting her feelings.
Jarsitation by Jay March 22, 2005

jacktation 

When a woman masturbates a man's penis with her breasts. (derived from the word "lactation," when a woman secretes milk from her breasts.)
Rick was tired of handjobs, so Barb got him off with jacktation instead.
jacktation by Led Zeppole September 30, 2003

janitation 

Insert the following two words: JANITOR and SANITATION into a fine Swedish made blender. Puree on high. I stress the HIGH.
I spend my days being high smokin weed... hence I be employeed in the burgeoning field of JANITATION.
janitation by Slappy McMaster September 29, 2003

Jackilation

I wanked till i reached jackilation
Jackilation by _Lush December 13, 2010
The art of cumming pure milk
Doctor: Well, Steve, the tests came back and we can confirm that you’re just cumming pure milk, a phenomenon called jactation.
Jactation by rizzoceros June 2, 2019
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I hit a real purple patch.

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