Jackilation

To Ejaculate

I wanked till i reached jackilation

by _Lush December 13, 2010

jockulation

The method, or act, of jocking.

You're arms are good, healthy and strong from constant jockulation

by The Creator 2009 February 17, 2009

Premature Send-jaculation

When you send an email before you're ready to send.

You might hit send accidentally or your cat walks on the keyboard and sends it for you or the next thing you know, the email has been sent even though you haven't even touched the keyboard.

The prematurely send-jaculated mail definitely isn't ready to be sent as it might be halfway written, have a lot of typos, or be too rant-y or stupid to be sent, hence causing embarrassment when the email reaches the recipient.

Co-worker to another: I just hit the wrong key and sent half an email to the boss that I shouldn't have!

Another: Premature send-jaculation is dangerous, hope you don't lose your job dude

by sarasplayroom.com July 14, 2009

Michael Jaccination

Its when you expose kids to Michael Jackson's music early so they grow up loving the King of Pop

Today I watched the Thriller video with my son. It was his first Michael Jaccination.

by hushmediacorp May 22, 2015

jockulation

The method, or act, of jocking.

Your arms are good, healthy and strong from constant jockulation

by The Creator 2009 February 17, 2009

jacktation

When a woman masturbates a man's penis with her breasts. (derived from the word "lactation," when a woman secretes milk from her breasts.)

Rick was tired of handjobs, so Barb got him off with jacktation instead.

by Led Zeppole September 30, 2003

eye-jaculation

The emotional, mental, and sometimes physical orgasm that occurs when viewing a hard sensual body in their natural habitat

I hang on SoBe because of the eye-jaculation opportunities on the beach.

by BigLouie1950 December 4, 2010