jackusation

Refers to where a gal claims dat an unable-to-climax guy must have "relieved da pressure" prior to sharing a bouncy-bouncy with her.

I'd much rather face a jackusation from a lady than be accused of having unprotected sex with her and thus fathering a "love baby".

jackusation by QuacksO May 17, 2022

jockulation 

The method, or act, of jocking.

You're arms are good, healthy and strong from constant jockulation

jockulation by The Creator 2009 February 17, 2009

Hackusation 

This is the act of accusing someone of hackin in a online game without solid proof.
Meaning that you have jumped to a conclusion about someone "hacking" or "cheating"

"so and so is hacking please kick them from server."

"do you have a demo of proof??"

"no i just know tha he isn't a legit player"

"amx_csay" red " NO HACKUSATIONS, DEMOS ONLY PLEASE"

Hackusation by mattymontana November 17, 2004

Hackusations

When playing a multiplayer game (online or offline.) and someone accuses you of hacking when you clearly didn't.

"I killed this guy 4 times in a row and he started throwing hackusations at me."

Hackusations by RV9000 September 27, 2008

Premature Send-jaculation

When you send an email before you're ready to send.

You might hit send accidentally or your cat walks on the keyboard and sends it for you or the next thing you know, the email has been sent even though you haven't even touched the keyboard.

The prematurely send-jaculated mail definitely isn't ready to be sent as it might be halfway written, have a lot of typos, or be too rant-y or stupid to be sent, hence causing embarrassment when the email reaches the recipient.

Co-worker to another: I just hit the wrong key and sent half an email to the boss that I shouldn't have!

Another: Premature send-jaculation is dangerous, hope you don't lose your job dude

Premature Send-jaculation by sarasplayroom.com July 14, 2009

Wackusations 

Accusatory statements without merit. Wacky accusations. Accusations that are wack.

“Did you hear the latest wackusations made against Obama? They are saying that he is not a U.S. citizen and that he is Muslim!”

Wackusations by Deirdre (DeDe) Daniels October 19, 2010

Hackusation 

Accusation for cheating in game or using a specific modification in game that's blacklisted / not allowed to gain advantages against other players.

I just won the game but also received a bunch of hackusations

Hackusation by jpc2409 July 19, 2018