jackusation

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Refers to where a gal claims dat an unable-to-climax guy must have "relieved da pressure" prior to sharing a bouncy-bouncy with her.

I'd much rather face a jackusation from a lady than be accused of having unprotected sex with her and thus fathering a "love baby".

jackusation by QuacksO May 17, 2022

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jockulation

The method, or act, of jocking.

You're arms are good, healthy and strong from constant jockulation

jockulation by The Creator 2009 February 17, 2009

Related Words

jackusation • Hackusation • jockulation • Wackusations • Jackalation • jackelation • Jackilation • Jackitation • jacktation • lackusation

Hackusation

This is the act of accusing someone of hackin in a online game without solid proof.
Meaning that you have jumped to a conclusion about someone "hacking" or "cheating"

"so and so is hacking please kick them from server."

"do you have a demo of proof??"

"no i just know tha he isn't a legit player"

"amx_csay" red " NO HACKUSATIONS, DEMOS ONLY PLEASE"

Hackusation by mattymontana November 17, 2004

Hackusations

When playing a multiplayer game (online or offline.) and someone accuses you of hacking when you clearly didn't.

"I killed this guy 4 times in a row and he started throwing hackusations at me."

Hackusations by RV9000 September 27, 2008

Premature Send-jaculation

When you send an email before you're ready to send.

You might hit send accidentally or your cat walks on the keyboard and sends it for you or the next thing you know, the email has been sent even though you haven't even touched the keyboard.

The prematurely send-jaculated mail definitely isn't ready to be sent as it might be halfway written, have a lot of typos, or be too rant-y or stupid to be sent, hence causing embarrassment when the email reaches the recipient.

Co-worker to another: I just hit the wrong key and sent half an email to the boss that I shouldn't have!

Another: Premature send-jaculation is dangerous, hope you don't lose your job dude

Premature Send-jaculation by sarasplayroom.com July 14, 2009

Wackusations

Accusatory statements without merit. Wacky accusations. Accusations that are wack.

“Did you hear the latest wackusations made against Obama? They are saying that he is not a U.S. citizen and that he is Muslim!”

Wackusations by Deirdre (DeDe) Daniels October 19, 2010

Hackusation

Accusation for cheating in game or using a specific modification in game that's blacklisted / not allowed to gain advantages against other players.

I just won the game but also received a bunch of hackusations

Hackusation by jpc2409 July 19, 2018

Word of the Day on July 20, 2018

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026