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Jack knifed

to steal someones eye during a helecopter ride in the upright possition.
by Squeky Clean February 12, 2005
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Missouri Jack Knife

When a person uses their busted teeth to cut someone during oral sex
I was getting head the other day and that bitch gave me a Missouri Jack Knife!
by loafnaround September 2, 2020
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jack knife barber

A person who performs illegal abortions. This term is used in the Jethro Tull song "Cross-Eyed Mary," which is about a very young prostitute.
"She dines in Hampstead village on expense accounted gruel,
And the jack knife barber drops her off at school."
Mary had an unexpected surprise, so she paid a visit to the jack knife barber.
by mito0 October 12, 2008
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JACK KNIFE TEA PARTY

Try this if your girl is really flexible!!This is done when you're standing up & having sex doggie style, your girl then procedes to bend further down & put your sack in her mouth for a tea bag!!
JACK KNIFE TEA PARTY IS DOGGY STYLE WITH A TWIST!!
by TANK & BIG BOSS May 1, 2009
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jack knife

When a trailer being hauled loses traction and begins sliding to the side of the vehicle that is hauling the trailer. Similar to a rear wheel drive vehicle fish tailing and losing control.
Passenger: Dude you better slow down on that turn, its pretty icy out there.

Truck Driver: You're right, I wouldn't want to jack knife and cause a wreck.
by afrojim2009 June 16, 2010
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jack-knife

a semitrailer truck accident where the truck portion folds backwards so that it resembles a jack-knife
I realized I had to take a detour when I heard about the delay caused to a jack-knife on the freeway.
by The Return of Light Joker October 31, 2011
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texas jack knife

Sexual position:
male lays on his left side, woman (or other male) on her back. they are at a 90 degree angle of each other. the female (other male) can either put both her/his legs on top of the male on his side or they can put their legs every other (his/hers/his/hers).
Honey, wanna do the texas jack knife?
by TiaEveAvrilZen July 5, 2008
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