loafnaround's definitions

Utah Bottle Rocket

When a Mormon woman is jerking all of her husband's off and all at the same time they blow in her face.

Marium was with her 5 husband's and they gave her a Utah Bottle Rocket.

by loafnaround September 19, 2020

Arkansas Box Cutter

When a guy from Arkansas is fingering his sister and with his uncut jagged nails he cuts her pussy.

Last night I gave my sister an Arkansas Box Cutter and it took forever to stop the bleeding.

by loafnaround September 3, 2020

Tennessee Turtleneck

When a girl gives head to a man with an uncircumcised penis and gets lint and other shit stuck in her mouth from his foreskin.

The other day I had to floss after giving Cody a Tennessee Turtleneck.

by loafnaround September 19, 2020

Autumngasm

When a woman uses the fall weather combined with pumpkin and pine cones to achieve orgasm.

Teri opened her windows to let the fresh cool air in. After breathing in the air she laid on the bed and gave herself an Autumngasm.

by loafnaround September 20, 2020

Missouri Jack Knife

When a person uses their busted teeth to cut someone during oral sex

I was getting head the other day and that bitch gave me a Missouri Jack Knife!

by loafnaround September 2, 2020

Kansas Dust Bowl

When you have a girl shart in your face covering you in dusty shit particles.

Last night I had Sarah over and she gave me the nastiest Kansas Dust Bowl ever. I washed my face for 20 minutes to get it off.

by loafnaround September 7, 2020

WAP

Wrinkly Ass Pussy

You can tell by the way she talks she has a WAP.

by loafnaround August 31, 2020