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when your stoke tank is so full it's the only word you can say
oh jabwow baby i got super bronzed today, there's a fire south swell coming in tomorrow and Margot Robbie just hit me up to get an acai bowl. holy fuck ja-fuckin-bwow my dawgs
jabwow by Chad Son of Apollo June 6, 2018
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Jabew • jaber • Jabez • Jabe • jabeen • Jaewon • jabwow • jaewoo • jabetha • Jabawocky

A Jaben Brown 

When two men are in 69 position, the man on top shits on the man on bottoms head. Also search for a sloppy jaben brown
After a long night of drinking, Perry gave Joshua a jaben brown.
When the word "diabetes" is said in a Filipino Accent.
"Too much sugar can give you diabetes" is now "Too mutz soogar can gib you jabetis"
Jabetis by Jabetis November 11, 2013

A Sloppy Jaben Brown 

When two men are in 69 position, the man on top shits on the man on bottoms head as he cums. Also search for a jaben brown
After a huge party Joshua wanted to give Perry a sloppy jaben brown, Perry refused.
To become extremely aggitated or angry over seemingly nothing. Can be used as a noun, i.e. going jabero, verb jaberoing, or adverb jaberoly.
When drinking, Chris tends to go jabero when he doesnt agree with someone.
Jabero by DirtyAl November 11, 2012

JaeWhompus 

Verb:
a) to physically hurt a person to the brink of death,
b) to have sexual intercourse with a woman,
c) to out smart your opponent by using multiple simple techniques,
d) to have the most intense moment of your life.
a) Don't make me JaeWhomp your ass!
b) Hey girl I know you want the big JaeWhompus.
c) He wasn't that smart I used five jaewhompus on him and his defense crumbled.
d) Holy shit that was JaeWhompus, dude!
JaeWhompus by Whompuski August 30, 2010
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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