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when your stoke tank is so full it's the only word you can say
oh jabwow baby i got super bronzed today, there's a fire south swell coming in tomorrow and Margot Robbie just hit me up to get an acai bowl. holy fuck ja-fuckin-bwow my dawgs
jabwow by Chad Son of Apollo June 6, 2018
Related Words
Jabew jaber Jabez Jabe jabeen Jaewon jabwow jaewoo jabetha Janeway

A Jaben Brown 

When two men are in 69 position, the man on top shits on the man on bottoms head. Also search for a sloppy jaben brown
After a long night of drinking, Perry gave Joshua a jaben brown.
When the word "diabetes" is said in a Filipino Accent.
"Too much sugar can give you diabetes" is now "Too mutz soogar can gib you jabetis"
Jabetis by Jabetis November 11, 2013

A Sloppy Jaben Brown 

When two men are in 69 position, the man on top shits on the man on bottoms head as he cums. Also search for a jaben brown
After a huge party Joshua wanted to give Perry a sloppy jaben brown, Perry refused.
To become extremely aggitated or angry over seemingly nothing. Can be used as a noun, i.e. going jabero, verb jaberoing, or adverb jaberoly.
When drinking, Chris tends to go jabero when he doesnt agree with someone.
Jabero by DirtyAl November 11, 2012

JaeWhompus 

Verb:
a) to physically hurt a person to the brink of death,
b) to have sexual intercourse with a woman,
c) to out smart your opponent by using multiple simple techniques,
d) to have the most intense moment of your life.
a) Don't make me JaeWhomp your ass!
b) Hey girl I know you want the big JaeWhompus.
c) He wasn't that smart I used five jaewhompus on him and his defense crumbled.
d) Holy shit that was JaeWhompus, dude!
JaeWhompus by Whompuski August 30, 2010