Jabetis

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When the word "diabetes" is said in a Filipino Accent.

"Too much sugar can give you diabetes" is now "Too mutz soogar can gib you jabetis"

Jabetis by Jabetis November 11, 2013

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janetism

A disease which makes your spelling worse when typing, making your texts harder to read.

OMG, your janetism got so much worse after getting that new phone case!

janetism by The Founder of Janetism January 1, 2016

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jabeism

jabeism is a religion and a ship name inspired through love that two individuals have for each other by the names are Blake and Jack they go by red jabe and purple jabe the people who are loyal to love and friendship are the individuals who worship this religion

Oh my god I love them I hope they last forever / the jabeismis strong with that couple

jabeism by Amstel Klein. Steelfang64. April 18, 2018

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japetis

the definition of jepetis is that if you have a friend named jack lawler he has a micro tiny whoppong small penis, blake may touch it it only on tuesdays. the tuesdays are on only allowed in january

"yo jack lawler, you ready for your japetis" said blake

japetis by hjjhhjkujb March 4, 2024

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Jabenis

another slang word for Penis

Dave: I love Jabenis

Greg: Same dude same

Jabenis by JorbingMyJabenis July 17, 2024

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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