Jabenis 

another slang word for Penis

Dave: I love Jabenis

Greg: Same dude same

Jabenis by JorbingMyJabenis July 17, 2024

Jabetis 

When the word "diabetes" is said in a Filipino Accent.

"Too much sugar can give you diabetes" is now "Too mutz soogar can gib you jabetis"

Jabetis by Jabetis November 11, 2013

eeny-weenis-japenis 

A man with a small pecker, like those of the white-hooker-hungry-over-40-year-old japanese-business-men who frequent geisha houses, because no real woman would want such a loser with nothing going on downstairs.

1. the dude can never hang on to a chick cuz of his eeny-weenis-japenis.

eeny-weenis-japenis by BlaznFattyz May 13, 2005

Jadenism 

Jadenism is the belief that you are god. You created this universe that best fits the lesson you’re supposed to learn in this life. You are a cell(God) or archkronos (a bad god). Once you die this world ends and you begin anew. Everyone is not real but a pigment of this world.

You hear about Steve, he believes in jadenism.

Jadenism by Father Cell November 17, 2018

japenis 

An extremely small penis, a contraction of "japanese penis," which are known to be extra tiny.

Girl 1: How did your date go last night?
Girl 2: It was great till we got back to his place. I wanted to hook up and I pulled off his pants to see that he had a japenis...I was totally disappointed and I left.

japenis by Smart Money May 11, 2006

Jalenis 

A girl named Jalenis is a beautiful,sexy,fine ass female

Ayo trey this bitch is fine asf her name must be Jalenis

Jalenis by AsomeonewiththatWAP February 17, 2021

jamenisha 

A ghetto ass name from Maury

My cousins baby momma is Jamenisha

jamenisha by Lizaaa October 26, 2013