Jabenis

another slang word for Penis

Dave: I love Jabenis

Greg: Same dude same

by JorbingMyJabenis July 17, 2024

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Jabetis

When the word "diabetes" is said in a Filipino Accent.

"Too much sugar can give you diabetes" is now "Too mutz soogar can gib you jabetis"

by Jabetis November 11, 2013

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Jabenis • japenis • Jalenis • jabeism • Jabetis • Jadenism • Jadenist • jahenis • jamenisha • eeny-weenis-japenis

A man with a small pecker, like those of the white-hooker-hungry-over-40-year-old japanese-business-men who frequent geisha houses, because no real woman would want such a loser with nothing going on downstairs.

1. the dude can never hang on to a chick cuz of his eeny-weenis-japenis.

by BlaznFattyz May 13, 2005

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Jadenism

Jadenism is the belief that you are god. You created this universe that best fits the lesson you’re supposed to learn in this life. You are a cell(God) or archkronos (a bad god). Once you die this world ends and you begin anew. Everyone is not real but a pigment of this world.

You hear about Steve, he believes in jadenism.

by Father Cell November 17, 2018

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japenis

An extremely small penis, a contraction of "japanese penis," which are known to be extra tiny.

Girl 1: How did your date go last night?
Girl 2: It was great till we got back to his place. I wanted to hook up and I pulled off his pants to see that he had a japenis...I was totally disappointed and I left.

by Smart Money May 11, 2006

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