jaaaag
A car driven by people who steal your shit and fuck your wife. But its ok because they drive a jaaaaaag
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jaaaag • Jaaag • Jaaaaaaa • JAAAAAAAAARS • Jaaaaaaaack • Jaaaaaag • Jaaaaake • jäääär • Ray-Jaaaaay • Pa-Jaba-Jaaaa
Jaaag
The correct pronunciation of non-SUV Jaguar cars used by Jaguar owners and people who appreciate Jaguars.
Jaguar owner - I'm sorry I can't pay for the dinner tonight, but it's okay because I drive a Jaaag.
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When you go on honeymoon with your wife and have an affair by 10 other women on the same night, but it's okay because you drive a Jaaag
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When you go on honeymoon with your wife and have an affair by 10 other women on the same night, but it's okay because you drive a Jaaag
Jaaag by Ripstikerpro March 2, 2019
Jaaaaaag
Jaaaaaag by CptEmerald January 30, 2021
JAAAAAAAAARS
a pirate known for his seemingly strange accent and appreciation for
CARS. likes mufflers!!! Will randomly say AAAAARRRR!!!, which his
...psychologists still cannot understand. All in all, a very strange and funny piiiiirraaaateee!!!
CARS. likes mufflers!!! Will randomly say AAAAARRRR!!!, which his
...psychologists still cannot understand. All in all, a very strange and funny piiiiirraaaateee!!!
conversation between JAAAAAAAAARS and people around him:
JAAAAAAAAARS- I'M JAAARS, AND I'M A PIIIIIRATE!
others- Ok, Jars, we understand already.
JAAAAAAAAARS- AAAARRR!!! I'M JAAAAAAARSS!!!
others- Holy crap, shut the hell up.
JAAAAAAAAARS- I LIKE CAAAAAARSSS!!!! AAAAARRR!!! AND I BE A PIRAAAATE!!!
JAAAAAAAAARS- I'M JAAARS, AND I'M A PIIIIIRATE!
others- Ok, Jars, we understand already.
JAAAAAAAAARS- AAAARRR!!! I'M JAAAAAAARSS!!!
others- Holy crap, shut the hell up.
JAAAAAAAAARS- I LIKE CAAAAAARSSS!!!! AAAAARRR!!! AND I BE A PIRAAAATE!!!
JAAAAAAAAARS by a muffler November 6, 2010
Jaaaaaaaack
Jaaaaaaaack is used when you are on bluetooth in a public place. Generaly you tend to keep quiet and silently giggle as some 'certain names' but when you suddenly shout out a name it is called: Jaaaaaaaack
*looking on bluetooth, searching, searching...., find 'Jack'
Person searching suddenly shouts...*
"Jaaaaaaaack" and everyone stares, the person then runs to the nearest bin and hides....
Person searching suddenly shouts...*
"Jaaaaaaaack" and everyone stares, the person then runs to the nearest bin and hides....
Jaaaaaaaack by Ha-Tee September 29, 2010
Pa-Jaba-Jaaaa
Way to say it: P uh - Job uh - J uhhhhhh
Definition #1. A war cry or outburst
Definition #2. An alternative way to say: I came
Definition #1. A war cry or outburst
Definition #2. An alternative way to say: I came
Example #1. Man: We stand and FIGHT! PA-JABA-JAAAAAAA!!!!
Example #2. Man: Almost there...almost....PA-JABA-JAAAAAA!!!
Example #2. Man: Almost there...almost....PA-JABA-JAAAAAA!!!
Pa-Jaba-Jaaaa by Crazy Amz September 29, 2009
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