jaaaag 

A car driven by people who steal your shit and fuck your wife. But its ok because they drive a jaaaaaag

Im sorry i ran over your dog. (Dog owner) awww nooo you clot. (Jaaaag owner) with my jaaaaaaag (dog owner)

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jaaaag by Wood meat July 20, 2018

Jaaag 

A Jaguar car

The sort of person who would go away for a weekend with his wife to a hotel somewhere romantic and spend the entire night flirting outrageously with a waitress and it's OK because he's got a Jaaag.

Jaaag by JaaagMan July 24, 2011

Jaaag 

The correct pronunciation of non-SUV Jaguar cars used by Jaguar owners and people who appreciate Jaguars.

Jaguar owner - I'm sorry I can't pay for the dinner tonight, but it's okay because I drive a Jaaag.

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When you go on honeymoon with your wife and have an affair by 10 other women on the same night, but it's okay because you drive a Jaaag

Jaaag by Ripstikerpro March 2, 2019

Jaaaaaag

The type of person who can talk their way out of anything

The Type of person who runs over your dog in his car, but it's okay because he's got a Jaaaaaag

Jaaaaaag by CptEmerald January 30, 2021

JAAAAAAAAARS 

a pirate known for his seemingly strange accent and appreciation for
CARS. likes mufflers!!! Will randomly say AAAAARRRR!!!, which his
...psychologists still cannot understand. All in all, a very strange and funny piiiiirraaaateee!!!

conversation between JAAAAAAAAARS and people around him:

JAAAAAAAAARS- I'M JAAARS, AND I'M A PIIIIIRATE!
others- Ok, Jars, we understand already.
JAAAAAAAAARS- AAAARRR!!! I'M JAAAAAAARSS!!!
others- Holy crap, shut the hell up.
JAAAAAAAAARS- I LIKE CAAAAAARSSS!!!! AAAAARRR!!! AND I BE A PIRAAAATE!!!

JAAAAAAAAARS by a muffler November 6, 2010

Jaaaaaaaack 

Jaaaaaaaack is used when you are on bluetooth in a public place. Generaly you tend to keep quiet and silently giggle as some 'certain names' but when you suddenly shout out a name it is called: Jaaaaaaaack

*looking on bluetooth, searching, searching...., find 'Jack'
Person searching suddenly shouts...*
"Jaaaaaaaack" and everyone stares, the person then runs to the nearest bin and hides....

Jaaaaaaaack by Ha-Tee September 29, 2010

Pa-Jaba-Jaaaa 

Way to say it: P uh - Job uh - J uhhhhhh

Definition #1. A war cry or outburst

Definition #2. An alternative way to say: I came

Example #1. Man: We stand and FIGHT! PA-JABA-JAAAAAAA!!!!

Example #2. Man: Almost there...almost....PA-JABA-JAAAAAA!!!

Pa-Jaba-Jaaaa by Crazy Amz September 29, 2009