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Jaaaaaag

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The type of person who can talk their way out of anything
The Type of person who runs over your dog in his car, but it's okay because he's got a Jaaaaaag
Jaaaaaag by CptEmerald January 30, 2021
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JAAAAAAAAARS 

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a pirate known for his seemingly strange accent and appreciation for
CARS. likes mufflers!!! Will randomly say AAAAARRRR!!!, which his
...psychologists still cannot understand. All in all, a very strange and funny piiiiirraaaateee!!!
conversation between JAAAAAAAAARS and people around him:

JAAAAAAAAARS- I'M JAAARS, AND I'M A PIIIIIRATE!
others- Ok, Jars, we understand already.
JAAAAAAAAARS- AAAARRR!!! I'M JAAAAAAARSS!!!
others- Holy crap, shut the hell up.
JAAAAAAAAARS- I LIKE CAAAAAARSSS!!!! AAAAARRR!!! AND I BE A PIRAAAATE!!!
JAAAAAAAAARS by a muffler November 6, 2010

JADAAAAA 

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JADAAAAA is a amazing person, very cool. Cool. Super swag and so hawt. She is so awesome and everone loves her. She amazing and a botifel bestfran
person 1: omg have u seen JADAAAAA?
person 2: yesss she so cool and swag

person 1: yesssirrrrreeee
JADAAAAA by oceanmanicure January 1, 2022

Jaaaaaaaack 

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Jaaaaaaaack is used when you are on bluetooth in a public place. Generaly you tend to keep quiet and silently giggle as some 'certain names' but when you suddenly shout out a name it is called: Jaaaaaaaack
*looking on bluetooth, searching, searching...., find 'Jack'
Person searching suddenly shouts...*
"Jaaaaaaaack" and everyone stares, the person then runs to the nearest bin and hides....
Jaaaaaaaack by Ha-Tee September 29, 2010

Jafaaaaar 

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Jafaaaaar

Verb

To Jafaaaaar: (Pronounced: jah-far)
The act of initially staying on track or following a plan, only to veer off course dramatically and unexpectedly. The emphasis on "faaaaaar" signifies the extent of deviation from the original path.

Person 1: "Hi I'm alwahsh, whats your name"
Person 2: "I identify as Zoniasfaleiaphobia"
Person 1: "Did you just Jafaaaaar me bro?
Example 1

Person 1: "Do you like seatbelts? "
Person 2: "You just gaslit me."
Person 1: "ok......"

Example 2

Person 1: "What grade did you get on your project?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I was almost done, but then I Jafaaaaared into a YouTube rabbit hole and ended up watching Ben Shapiro videos for three hours because I love him very much."
Person 1: Ok but that's not what I asked...

Example 3

Boss: "We need this report by noon, can you handle it?"
Employee: "Absolutely, I'll get it to you in time." (Five minutes later) "Oops, sorry, I just Jafaaaaared into a meeting about why the alwahsh is the sexiest man alive"

Remember kids be a Jafar not a Jafaaaaar.
Jafaaaaar by Obomba Lomba February 29, 2024
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