3 definition by Wood meat

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A car driven by people who steal your shit and fuck your wife. But its ok because they drive a jaaaaaag

Im sorry i ran over your dog. (Dog owner) awww nooo you clot. (Jaaaag owner) with my jaaaaaaag (dog owner)

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by Wood meat July 20, 2018

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Rubae

Someone named ruby who is super fucking hot

Holy fuck look rubae is over there. yee id totally smash

by Wood meat July 20, 2018

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J Douchebag

a j douchebag is a douchebag whos name begins with the letter j for example jack or Jamie . there are the guys that will guaranteed cheat lie and play you. to like one of these special douchebags you have to be retarded.

no abbigail. don't date Jamie he is a j douchebag cunt! he will play you.

by Wood meat October 04, 2019

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