JVing
When the Varsity team steals equipment and supplies from the Junior Varsity team to better themselves
pronounced (jiv-ing)
pronounced (jiv-ing)
JVing by Jake a.k.a. J-Syze #16 March 21, 2007
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Jingle Jangle Jewellery
Testicular decorations
Jingle Jangle Jewellery by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019
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JVing • jing • jingle • jinger • Jingle Balls • jingleberry • jingle jangle • Jingledink • JINGA • jing xuan
jingling the change
Another slang substitute for masturbation.
To "gangsta" it up, you may also say "jinglin'" as opposed to "jingling." The "jingling/jinglin'" is done to one's penis/testicles as they are beat with the force of a hand and "the change" is the semen that is being prepared for launch.
Logic: If a warehouse of semen can be called a sperm bank, then shouldn't the semen technically be called money/"change"? And if one jingles bells, which sounds like "balls," why not say that one can "jingle" balls, "jingle" balls, jingle them "all the way"?
To "gangsta" it up, you may also say "jinglin'" as opposed to "jingling." The "jingling/jinglin'" is done to one's penis/testicles as they are beat with the force of a hand and "the change" is the semen that is being prepared for launch.
Logic: If a warehouse of semen can be called a sperm bank, then shouldn't the semen technically be called money/"change"? And if one jingles bells, which sounds like "balls," why not say that one can "jingle" balls, "jingle" balls, jingle them "all the way"?
Man: Dude, why are your hands bouncing around in your pockets?
Dude: Man, I'm just jingling the change!
Man: Niiiiice!
Man: Dude, Jessica Alba makes me jingle my change all night long.
Dude: Man, Tila Tequila jingles my change IN PERSON!
Man: No way, Dude!
Dude: Yes way, Man!
Dude: Man, I'm just jingling the change!
Man: Niiiiice!
Man: Dude, Jessica Alba makes me jingle my change all night long.
Dude: Man, Tila Tequila jingles my change IN PERSON!
Man: No way, Dude!
Dude: Yes way, Man!
jingling the change by Allah Hottie January 11, 2010
jizz jingle
jizz jingle by WeeFinnegan January 30, 2021
Jingle my Change
To not wear underpants, allowing one's testicles to bounce around like a coin purse. This is most applicable when wearing loose-fitting, wide-crotch pants.
Jingle my Change by RedRockRun October 18, 2013
Jingled
Jingled is when a sports fan, typically a Utah Jazz fan tricks an unexpected victim into clicking on a link which actually leads them to a meme of NBA basketball Superstar Joe Ingles with a caption that reads "You friccin moron, you just got JINGLED!"
In the meme, The prolific star Joe Inglesis featured wearing a Santa Hat accompanied by a photo of jingle bells and Christmas bows.
The meme is mainly used on Reddit and Twitter
Compare to being Rick rolled
In the meme, The prolific star Joe Inglesis featured wearing a Santa Hat accompanied by a photo of jingle bells and Christmas bows.
The meme is mainly used on Reddit and Twitter
Compare to being Rick rolled
I was reading through reddit and came across a link that said "Ben Simmons is trash and here's why" but it lead me to a picture/meme of the best player in the world Joe Ingles -76ers fan
EVEN I GOT JINGLED! -Donald Trump
JINGLED, ONCE AGAIN! -ESPN
EVEN I GOT JINGLED! -Donald Trump
JINGLED, ONCE AGAIN! -ESPN
Jingled by The Real Joe Ingles April 15, 2018
jingoberry
a trump supporter so afraid of foreigners that they shit themself a nasty dingleberry up in they asshairz.
that jingoist trump faggotte musta shat himself he walkin so funny musta got him a jingoberry up in he natty cornhole.
jingoberry by NiraMillson November 13, 2016
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