Jingledink

To attach Christmas-related ornaments and decorations to one or both participants (especially genitals) and have any type of sex.

My Christmas was improved when I was donned with decorations and jingledinked by my wife.

by FrankDuncan February 02, 2014

Jingledink

That tingling sensation you get in your genitalia whenever you ride an amusement park ride that involves falling.

Guy 1: Dude, I was riding the space mountain at Disney World, and at the top of the falling part, I got Jingledink.

Guy 2: Awesome!

by Iamarobot4luv July 16, 2014

Jingledink

A carbon based life form originating in the Sol star system.

Person 1: Have you ever seen a Jingledink?

Person 2: I saw one yesterday, he stole my craff.

by Altdorf hilter February 02, 2014

Jingledink

The act of attaching sleigh bells to your testicles and jumping around, making them jingle. Most commonly performed at D-Club meetings, to prepare for sword fights.

"I've been jingledinking all day, dude, you'd better be ready."

by Nardclup February 02, 2014

Jingledink

The act of getting so drunk, you think your balls are jingle bells and jingle them accordingly.

You drank so much vodka that you jingledinked, man

by Flareth February 02, 2014

Jingledink

(Noun) A holiday themed orgy between midgets.

Orgy Dwarf Christmas Jingledink

by Gdawged February 02, 2014

jingledink

Mainly a tradition of the D-Club, "jingledinking" is the act of tying holiday bells to your semi-chubbed shaft and dancing (similar to the Ribbon Dance, but without the ribbons) around a holiday object (e.g., Christmas Tree, Menorah) in a completely heterosexual way.

"Hey, guys. I know we're all straight, but since it's the holidays, we need to celebrate. Whip out your dink and let's jingle. It's the season for jingledink."

by Game Grumps February 02, 2014