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I almost JPMPL at a joke because of my incontinence from giving birth to baby number three.
JPMPL by MommyProbs March 2, 2017
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Jimplicated 

To make something more difficult than it needs to be. Used most commonly when referring to AV related circumstances.
This rig is taking an extra four hours because it has been jimplicated.
Jimplicated by RedTech August 27, 2022
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That's crazy funny...JPMP!
I'm scared...JPMP!
JPMP by mhriverbank July 2, 2008
when things launch in to an arbiturary routine
oh no I've just had a jumple with the fisherman's wife
jumple by billy bong August 28, 2006

Jumpluff 

the most op pokemon in existance. one swords dance acrobatics and any pokemon that doesn't resist it will faint harder than ever. it also has access to seed bomb and u-turn too making jumpluff one tough pokemon. and don't let the cotton fool you, it can use its cotton to protect itself against the strongest ice attacks. no pokemon can kill jumpluff, not without luck
jumpluff is bae
Jumpluff by Priarina.TV August 29, 2017

Jimplicker

A secret homosexual that enjoys licking the genitilia of animals (mainly dogs and cats)
Chase is such a Jimplicker
Jum·plē dʒ'ʌmpl open to having multiple interpretations and applications
— adjective: creating or arousing excitement
— noun: a gathering of people for the purposes of recreation
— verb: to party like you don't have to go to work the next morning
We're gonna jumple your socks off!
Jumple by What's Jumple June 19, 2010
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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