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Sitting on someone's head while holding a sign, and the person you're sitting on is being hugged by someone with a pot on their head.
man Tylor Cam and ToastyBoi are jimpleing rn
Jimpleing by quagmirethe2nd October 15, 2023
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Notches down the spine of a blade created to provide grip on a knife beyond the bolster. Many knives, especially pocket knives, have very shallow or widely spaced non-functional notches that are used solely for aesthetic purposes.
Ontario Rats, SOG Seal knives, Kershaw Rogue all have jimping
Jimping by Dead Lemonz August 9, 2010
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Jimmieing 

There's a 30% chance it's already jimmieing outside.
Jimmieing by LizKat&Lynn&Son March 11, 2017
A combination of "Jimp" and "simping" where Jimp means Jizzing in my pants and simp is to fawn over someone without anything in return: to be so excited and happy for something/someone that you could jizz in your pants
I got this cool new vacuum for my car and I am jimping!
Jimping by Frijolerocontetas April 6, 2021

whimble jimbling 

Masturbation with the aid of a chincillia.
Whimble jimbling is illegal in 49 states and the US Virgin Islands.
whimble jimbling by J-osh H. November 11, 2005
When you’re literally such a bitch for your girl you spend every second of everyday beckoning to her every command
Freddie was totally jimping with his girl today
Jimping is the act of jumping up while jipping. When a male reaches the point of orgasm and is about to cum he jumps up to get an adrenaline rush as well as the pleasure of ejaculation!
Man i had a killer wank last night! I jimped and all

Man, i need to try jimping!!!

Nah man its graaaannnndd
Jimping by Jimper9000 September 24, 2009
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