jumple

when things launch in to an arbiturary routine

oh no I've just had a jumple with the fisherman's wife

jumple by billy bong August 28, 2006

Jumple

Jum·plē dʒ'ʌmpl open to having multiple interpretations and applications
— adjective: creating or arousing excitement
— noun: a gathering of people for the purposes of recreation
— verb: to party like you don't have to go to work the next morning

We're gonna jumple your socks off!

Jumple by What's Jumple June 19, 2010

Ship-Jumper 

(n). A person who doesn't like his or her surroundings or situation, and wants to leave a certain area, or stop doing a certain thing, or wants to bail out and discontinue associating with a certain person or persons because it no longer suits their agenda.

My girlfriend of 3 years didn't like my new job, so she decided to bail out on our relationship and be a " Ship-jumper".

Ship-Jumper by VinnieVega$ February 12, 2017

Skunk jumper 

A Skunk jumper is one who has sex with smelly partners.

Ben Dover was such a Skunk jumper , not even the bag lady was in the clear!

Skunk jumper by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

JUMBLE-GUT

When you need to pull off the hard shoulder to take a huge shit!

The poop is usually unstoppable at this point and necks it's way out the anus without hesitation.

"That awkward moment when you get jumble-gut whilst travelling"

Ben: "Pull over love I think I got Jumble-Gut, it won't stop"!!!

Mary: "Must be that Gammon, I told Henry it was under-cooked"

JUMBLE-GUT by CannabisKings January 17, 2020

Bumble Jumble 

A soccer(football(futbol)) tactic that involves dribbling with a ball into the opposing defender intentionally, hoping that the ball with ricochet off their legs, allowing the attacker to eventually regain possession, leaving the defender in the dust. Commonly known, and despised, for its effective use in the popular Fifa videogames. Can also be used as a verb.

He was playing with Inter Milan, and bumble jumbled his way to a cheap 4-3 victory.

He is an awful Fifa player, and only beat me because he scored on 4 bumble jumbles.

Bumble Jumble by yinwa August 17, 2010

Shonen Jumper

The non-religious equivalent of a Bible Thumper. One who must consult the "all mighty" Shonen Jump before deciding on whether or not they like a series. Approach with caution, those who do not also worship the Shonen Jump will be preached to until their minds implode.

Not all narutards are Shonen Jumpers, but all Shonen Jumpers are narutards.

"I was at Borders today and a Shonen Jumper was salivating all over the 'b' manga section. Thank goodness Battle Royale is shrink-wrapped."

Shonen Jumper by Linalin January 24, 2009