JPMP
JPMP by mhriverbank July 2, 2008
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Just Pissed My Pants used to express excitement or laughter. As in the term "What a pisser" which originated back east. Just Pissed My Pants is a way to say LOL or very funny and was originated by Mr. Jody Sigmund during a text message conversation. Not to be confused by the acronym JPMP Just Pooped My Pants which is actually not very funny at all.
That was so funny I JPMP!
JPMP by ZiggyWiseGuy December 15, 2009
jpmpwgtm
Acronym for the common phrase "just peed my pants while grinning to myself." It is usually used when an individual has literally peed his or her pants after being told a funny joke. Notice it is not laughing and peeing but grinning and peeing. The word is used mainly by people who have mangled vocal cords and also those who generally hate laughter.
Tardy: "Guess what?"
Farty: "What?"
Tardy: "Chicken butt!"
Farty: "JPMPWGTM!!!! THAT'S WUZ SOOOOO FUNNY!!!!! I ACTUALLY CRAPPED MY PANTS TOO HAHAH!"
Farty: "What?"
Tardy: "Chicken butt!"
Farty: "JPMPWGTM!!!! THAT'S WUZ SOOOOO FUNNY!!!!! I ACTUALLY CRAPPED MY PANTS TOO HAHAH!"
jpmpwgtm by sammyj poophat March 10, 2008
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