jemples 

to be jealous of a person's dimples

oh my god, i am so jemples

jemples by Munchkinx3 November 13, 2011

jeeples 

jeep fans. these fans have an unhealthy obsession, almost as unhealthy as twitter

“Did you hear they’re Jeeples?”
“Yeah man, they’re OBSESSED with Jeep.”

jeeples by BitchassTheThird March 8, 2021

Jumpless 

you haven't been jumped or beat up recently

"I bet he's gettin his ass beat errday in that hood"
"Nah man, when I saw him he looked jumpless"

Jumpless by wuddupson March 28, 2009

Jumples 

Piles of clothing on the bedroom floor, clean and dirty.

She never put away her laundry, it was always in jumples.

Jumples by TheHeyseed December 8, 2012

jempesh 

The act of slapping a man's testicles against a woman's chin

Known synonyms: jemp

I got my tinder date to agree to a long jempesh session

jempesh by charizardzzz November 22, 2021

Jepples

A pair of long nipples on a male body that is protruding on a tight shirt; sticking out or a noticeably obvious nipple bump on a shirt.

John: Dang! Look at those jepples man, they’re so fucking long!
Jef: Martha said I have crazy jepples last night… now that I’m looking at myself in the mirror, she’s not bullshitting me.
Macy: Ew, Martha! I’m not dating Jef, he has jepples.

Jepples by BananaIncident October 2, 2026