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JoeTheIronCar
JoeTheIronCar by Juice master69420 October 8, 2022
Joette
She is honest and will tell you like it is and only those that she truly cares about get the honesty with sugar coating. Once she wants something or someone, she’s like a bulldog…digs her teeth in until she gets what she wants or an answer as to why she can’t have it. She is adventurous and always looking to find new things to explore. She doesn’t want much out of life. Just enough money to be comfortable, a job that doesn’t bore her and a man that likes to explore with her. She has a brain that doesn’t shut down. She’s always good to keep a conversation going and really good at getting people to tell her the things they don’t share with others. She can be trusted to keep what she knows to herself and to know when not to ask.
Jaret
A tall, handsome, and kindhearted guy. Sometime he's socially awkward but you think it's you being awkward because he's so hot. Jarets are known for having brown or dirty blonde hair and a hot body. All the girls are in love with him, especially since he has a nice dick!
Girl 1: Jaret is SOOOOOO hot!
Girl 2:I KNOW RIGHT!!! That truck that hit him most have been awfully big! *looks at Jaret from his elementary years to today*
Girl 2:I KNOW RIGHT!!! That truck that hit him most have been awfully big! *looks at Jaret from his elementary years to today*
Jaret by Sass Queen 17 April 23, 2016
Joketastic
Joketastic by SophieCalpol January 17, 2009
Jorgette
Jorgette is a beautiful, smart, brunette. She is always kind but sometimes curse. She always has the best outfits and amazing looks. She is mistaken for being spoiled, but she is well taken care of. Everybody knows her and she knows everybody, but her group is small. Though it's small she is usually alone. She loves pets, she has at least 3. Her family is always huge.
Jorgette by Another gal February 21, 2019
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A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026