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The type of woman you want to be friends with. Typically viewed as a past generation name.. they can still be used today. She is a hyped up woman and loves to party. She also cares deeply about hair care. She hoards pictures like no other and family is very important to her. She has an old soul and is full of wisdom. If you ever come across and Joretta make sure to befriend her and jump in for the ride of your life.
I heard jorettas House is so filled with pictures only she can fit in their.
joretta by Wasupcat May 3, 2018
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JOETHAM by iggjru December 12, 2022
The moon to my stars. My beloved wife. My everything. The kindest soul. The dark rose in the concrete. The best thing to ever have happened to me. I love her.
“Jaretha simply is herself. And that I do love.”
Jaretha by Veldora October 24, 2022
An odd one. Truly kind in many ways. A definite “odd man out”. But I definitely like her. She treats my friend well. And he loves her, and her him. All I could ask for.
“Retha and Leo really click together, P.”
“Well yea, dude. They are kids after all.”
“Jaretha is rather kind.”
Jaretha by Veldora October 24, 2022

Jonethan 

Very unique individual
Quiet

Very self conscious
Afraid to get their hearts broken
Good listener
Very emotional
"Jonethan, please speak up"
Jonethan by EasyABC123 December 20, 2016
You know, as I type this, we’re having a conversation about how you thought I was wrong. Well, it’s me and Hera. But whatevs! I told you this year it would change. And I meant it. You matter. You are special. You are the wind of life that sweeps me out of my sleep in the morning. The driving force behind why I keep moving forward. All of the really romantic jazz that nobody searching for this would really want to read just in case but I know you want it so ask me later for it. This is me taking that step to make this leap for you. And you know why.
Jaretha truly is special. In more ways than one.
Jaretha by Veldora October 24, 2022
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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