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The type of woman you want to be friends with. Typically viewed as a past generation name.. they can still be used today. She is a hyped up woman and loves to party. She also cares deeply about hair care. She hoards pictures like no other and family is very important to her. She has an old soul and is full of wisdom. If you ever come across and Joretta make sure to befriend her and jump in for the ride of your life.
I heard jorettas House is so filled with pictures only she can fit in their.
joretta by Wasupcat May 3, 2018
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an Amazing Talented Woman
whos heart is bigger than her mind
Mann that joetta is awsome
Joetta by Cxx October 16, 2008
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Cuttest little girl ever! Most adorable girl in the world! Female version of the name Josiah.
That little girl must be a Josetta!
Josetta by Josetta's mommy February 26, 2010
MILF. Loves to watch Jersey Shore and Teen Mom while drinking Skinny Girl Margaritas. Enjoys playing with cats and gets pedis on the reg.
Guy 1: Did you see that girls mom?!
Guy 2: Ya she's such a JoRhetta!
Guy 1: Maybe she'll treat me to a pedicure later...
JoRhetta by hotassness September 12, 2011
A kind harded woman but don't take shit slim and sexy the sweetest person you will meet until you cross her
Jaretta is a girl
Jaretta by Jaretta December 20, 2016
A genuine honest person that is Pro-mazing.
I wish my name was Jeretta then I could be pro-mazing in life!
Jeretta by Rowdy C. July 13, 2011
The sexiest girl you'll ever meet. Some people wait a lifetime to meet someone as special. When you meet her make sure to keep her.

Usually a extremely talented person.

Extremely bangable!
I'm in love with Joretha. She's the best.
Joretha by iminlovewiththeCoCo March 20, 2015
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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