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a kid who strongly knows that distributing alcohol at a high school party is totally fine. he gets drunk after one sip and always knows how to be awkward around white girls. man out here and he wilds out all the time.
Yoo sick party bro
yea that jerny over there is being stupid tho
JERNY by jparklover February 21, 2017
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Worm jerky 

Dried worm found on the pavement.
Worm jerky by zimmygirl777 April 5, 2023
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From a Cornish form of the Old Welsh name Gwenhwyfar (Guenevere).

Jennyfer's are an extremely rare beauty inside & out. They are loyal to friends & family & will stand by you as long as you will let them; very supportive. They know how to love no other way than hard. Jennyfer's have a deep passion for life & the things that are important to them. Sometimes their passion can be mistaken for attitude but, let it be known, it's only because they are misunderstood by some; their passion is real & for no other purpose. Jennyfer's are naturally beautiful - making some green with envy of their natural features; so it is only fitting that they have keen interest in the nature around them & preserving natural beauty. They were born with it & are wired to love & care for things in their natural state as well as all creatures big and small.

Jennyfer's will be there through the good times & the bumps along the way. Their friendship does not thin, it is not a fair-weather friendship. It is as real as the Jennyfer you encounter. Strong & supportive; beautiful & timeless. Should you come across a Jennyfer make them your best friend and hold onto them forever; I know I will.
jennyfer by Robtulips July 30, 2014
jeriya is lit🔥 er🔥 al🔥 ly the coolest, baddest, most savage -BADASS -MOTHER-FREAKING-BITCH YOULL EVER MEET!!! i am her bff and she be my bff so don’t test us boo cause she will knock a bitch out periodt. check my girl out cause she wrote a fire definition about riya and ooo that be 🔥
person 1:who is jeriya?
person 2:i don’t know i’ve never heard of her
me:JERIYA IS MY BFF
jeriya:AND JERIYAS BFF IS MY BFF
ME AND JERIYA:DONT TEST USSSSS
person 2:ohhh she’s the savage baddie
person 1:run
jeriya by jeriyas bff September 26, 2019

Jenny Filler 

A gorgeous, free-spirited bohemian girl from the Midwest. Nice lips and tits. Weird but sexy with a heart of gold.
I met Jenny Filler at a music festival last summer and haven't been the same since.
Jenny Filler by Bslikew February 3, 2014

Hot Jerky 

When you put a hand warmer on your dick and jerk off with it
You see Caleb over there? His new name is Hot Jerky because of what he did last night.
Hot Jerky by Soran727 June 7, 2021

jerky treats 

n. Hand jobs. Term first heard on C.S.I. on 1 Feb 2007. Plays off the phrase jerk off, while managing to sound innocuous--like a dog treat.
"Did you have sex with the clients?"
"No, just jerky treats."
jerky treats by SkidMarkyMark February 6, 2007
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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