jaculate
I just jaculated to her
jaculate by That banana man October 26, 2017
Words you can keep
puke-jaculate
puke-jaculate by matt311 February 16, 2014
Related Words
Defi-jaculate
Last night, Lorenzo was sucking my cock and I defi-jaculated all over his chest, some call this the cousin of the Cleveland Steamer.
Defi-jaculate by J-Ru October 15, 2003
Piss-Jaculate
When a male and female are out of protection and birth control and the guy wants to piss in her to feel the satisfaction of release and not get her knocked up.
Man 1: Dude i need some protection, help me out.
Man 2: Nah dude i'm out, you should just piss-jaculate in the girl.
Man 2: Nah dude i'm out, you should just piss-jaculate in the girl.
Piss-Jaculate by Sh_ayy April 12, 2010
Meal jaculate
Meal jaculate by The ANGRYGINGER December 13, 2020
E-jaculate
E-jaculate by fuckidunno October 12, 2011
Like-Jaculate
Can apply to both individuals and groups.
For individuals it is when someone shows their appreciation Facebook post by BOTH using the thumbs up function as well as mentioning how much they like the post in a comment.
Alternatively, it refers to excessive "likes" by many people on the same post (approx 10 or more).
For individuals it is when someone shows their appreciation Facebook post by BOTH using the thumbs up function as well as mentioning how much they like the post in a comment.
Alternatively, it refers to excessive "likes" by many people on the same post (approx 10 or more).
Tegan's FB Post: @thedaleks when will you learn? (updated via Twitter)
*Megan and 15 other people like this*
Megan's comment: LOVE THIS!!
... Later that day...
Megan: Tegan I saw that post you did about the Daleks on FB - hilarious. I like-jaculated all over it.
Tegan: Yeah, 15 people liked it! I love it when people like-jaculate on my Facebook.
*Megan and 15 other people like this*
Megan's comment: LOVE THIS!!
... Later that day...
Megan: Tegan I saw that post you did about the Daleks on FB - hilarious. I like-jaculated all over it.
Tegan: Yeah, 15 people liked it! I love it when people like-jaculate on my Facebook.
Like-Jaculate by MegsGirds October 13, 2011
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!