Jabulate 

1. To lightly jab a person or thing in the rib cage area
2. To have intercourse, with or without consent, with a man or woman

1. I jabulated your mom.
2. I jabulated her so hard she screamed

Jabulate by Notme151 June 14, 2012

puke-jaculate 

The act of puking and ejaculating simultaneously.

Buddy!!! I've puke-jaculated all over this floor!

puke-jaculate by matt311 February 16, 2014

Defi-jaculate 

(v) To spontaneously defacate while ejaculating

Last night, Lorenzo was sucking my cock and I defi-jaculated all over his chest, some call this the cousin of the Cleveland Steamer.

Defi-jaculate by J-Ru October 15, 2003

javulate 

Verb- To throw a javelin

Cody javulated 20 ft this weekend at the track meet!

javulate by Christopher Thomas July 28, 2007

Piss-Jaculate

When a male and female are out of protection and birth control and the guy wants to piss in her to feel the satisfaction of release and not get her knocked up.

Man 1: Dude i need some protection, help me out.
Man 2: Nah dude i'm out, you should just piss-jaculate in the girl.

Piss-Jaculate by Sh_ayy April 12, 2010

Jabulane 

Jabulane, a bubbly but yet arrogant person who sees the better in most and the people he loves. He normally enjoys his time to himself. Jabulane has a strong sense for loving and caring person. Jabulane always try to back up what they believe is right

My eldest son's name is Jabulane

Jabulane by Zazazel November 23, 2021

Meal jaculate 

When you over eat to the point of being sick. Then masterbate to fat girl porn.

Cant wait to finish the 3 stacks of pancakes so I can meal jaculate .

Meal jaculate by The ANGRYGINGER December 13, 2020