Jæag 

a word to define a negative emotion over a printer being jammed in a weekend

Dude 1:Man this printer is jammed, i can't get the paper out.
Dude 2:JÆAG, why does this freaking happen man, its a damn weekend
Dude 1: man i dont know, chill bro

Jæag by djHoglig May 22, 2024

eren jaeger 

When you have an uncontrollable anger.

Did you hear? He Eren Jaeger'd and destroyed the whole town.

eren jaeger by Rinkei September 20, 2013

Jaaag 

A Jaguar car

The sort of person who would go away for a weekend with his wife to a hotel somewhere romantic and spend the entire night flirting outrageously with a waitress and it's OK because he's got a Jaaag.

Jaaag by JaaagMan July 24, 2011

Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez 

1. The most badass don't-give-a-shit Espada in all of Bleach

2. Rival to Ichigo Kurosaki

3. A beast...literally. He'll tear your arm off and beat you with it

4. 6th Espada, Arrancar, Hollow, an inspiration to all villains out there

Ichigo: Dude you just punched through a girl's stomach
Grimmjow: you're next
Ichigo:...*thinks* shit run for your life, you don't wanna mess with Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez

Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez by rawrosity January 8, 2012

Jaaag 

The correct pronunciation of non-SUV Jaguar cars used by Jaguar owners and people who appreciate Jaguars.

Jaguar owner - I'm sorry I can't pay for the dinner tonight, but it's okay because I drive a Jaaag.

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When you go on honeymoon with your wife and have an affair by 10 other women on the same night, but it's okay because you drive a Jaaag

Jaaag by Ripstikerpro March 2, 2019

jabagaded 

An alternative to the word "retarded" when it is used to mean "dumb" or "stupid." Can also be used in a noun form (jabagadard.)

Man, school is so jabagaded.

jabagaded by Sammy and Nicky October 26, 2009

jaegermeister 

Strong alcoholic beverage originally brought back to American from Germany and made popular by Frank Sinatra.

It is easily recognizable with its deer logo, and has enjoyed a burst in popularity in the recent year due to the fact it is used in a drink called the Jaegerbomb.

To make a Jaegerbomb, one needs part Jaegermeister and part Energy Drink.

jaegermeister by PhilippeLeTarré August 20, 2007