jeagle 

Combination of Jesus and an eagle; creator and ruler of everything. Traditional renditions show him having a human lower body, wearing a robe and sandals, and a big-ass eagle head.

If you piss jeagle off, he will peck your eyeballs out with his beak. For eternity. Better play it safe and do what he says.

jeagle by jeaglefreak001 October 24, 2008

Jeagle 

When two male friends named Steve tell their wives they’re watching football but instead bang

“Hey Hunny I’m going to watch the Jets Eagles game.” “Ok tell Steve I said hi… why are you bringing that big black dildo?” “As a joke” Steve arrives at Steve’s with the big black dildo for the Jeagle game which we all know means gay sex

Jeagle by Jemes21 September 15, 2023

jeagle 

Cliffs that look like Half-Jet Half-Eagles, they are often sick and only dealt with through the use of just-in-case clawbreakers.

"Dude, is that a jet or an eagle"
-"Its a jeagle."
"yeah, a sick jeagle"
"I'm gonna need my claw-breakers. . . , by the way, that bald dude over there says sup?"

jeagle by Kozzy January 2, 2009

Eren Jeager 

1. Sexy war criminal with pretty privilege that really doesnt want to do what he is doing but he has no choice lmao. People highly misunderstand this motherfucker (not literally)and literally the only thing he needs is a fucking hug. Give this piece of shit a hug please.

Oh and also Marleyans make it sound like it was a slur for some reason so it's illegal ahaha

"Man you dumb as fuck, that was so Eren Jeager of you"

Eren Jeager by notgaybutprobablygay February 25, 2021

jeegle 

something or someone with no energy or strength, not unlike an egg

Oscar: Stop being so jeegle

jeegle by suprememe egg February 7, 2018

jeagerbombtastic 

To be an angry German boy that's loose and tight at the same time

Shadis: Well, sweet Pacific Rim job, look at you Jeager! You're all loose and tight at the same time. JEAN! Why can't you be more like JEAGERBOMBTASTIC over here??

Jean: eughhhe (neighing sound)

jeagerbombtastic by SlyRivai December 18, 2015

Jealesbian 

A lesbian who is jealous of a girl for hooking up with another girl that she is into.

Jackie needs to stop being such a jealesbian! She had her chance!

Jealesbian by DiamondgirlJ March 21, 2010