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Itwhore

an itwhore is a whore that does most of her smexing with a computer
Emski is an itwhore.
by Emski23 August 24, 2011
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iwhore

cultish person who waits at Steve Jobs sacred rear portal for fecal manna to fall, so he or she may purchase the item before it hits the floor. Mass e-mailings from apple directly stimulate this person's ispot.
Jamie enjoyed listening to Apple press conferences with her credit card between her legs. She was an unapologetic iwhore, even though it had cost her friends and family. See i-whore
by gateskeeper January 24, 2008
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iwhore

when one becomes a slave to ones own iphone thru the constant use/growing addiction to it and separation anxiety experienced when not in arms reach of it

a condition created where you find it impossible to sit your iphone down for even a second, the need to look for new apps, use exisitng ones, texting, checking facebook, reading email, etc overwhelms you and eventually you fall into your own world where its just you, and your iphone at that point you've become an iwhore
It's 3am and already you're glued to your iphone ?

Just checked the time and had to see whats up on facebook

Really ? Do you have any idea what an iwhore you've become ?
by TeeDolla January 27, 2010
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iWhore

Someone who has to have every single unnecessary-but-shiny iGadget to feel good about themselves. iPod, iRiver, iTouch, iPhone...you get the idea.
Girl #1: ZOMGGGGG, there's a new generation iPhone coming out??? I HAVE to have it omg omg omg!!!1
Girl #2: FFS, you're such an iWhore
by iWhore July 29, 2009
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iWhore

Someone who borrows someone else's iPod and uses up the entire battery because they felt the need to go through all their shit.
Ugh, Tracy's such an iWhore, she wanted to look through my music and when she gave it back it had like a sliver of battery left on it!
by Katrinioso January 12, 2009
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inwhorebit

the act of driving around the block one or more times in attempts to pick up a walking woman. theoretically if a successful pick up isn't made after the first go around, all attempts should be abandoned because more than likely the woman will think you're a creep if you go inwhorebit more than once.
I seen this fine lookin bitch walkin down the street yesterday, so i went inwhorebit and asked her if she needed a ride. Lucky me, she gave me a B.J. for the ride!
by blackemerald October 12, 2006
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iWhore

A person who will do anything for free iTunes songs - even looking through trash for bottlecaps.
Brett F. is a total iWhore.
by Camcol February 13, 2005
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