Itwhore
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iwhore
cultish person who waits at Steve Jobs sacred rear portal for fecal manna to fall, so he or she may purchase the item before it hits the floor. Mass e-mailings from apple directly stimulate this person's ispot.
Jamie enjoyed listening to Apple press conferences with her credit card between her legs. She was an unapologetic iwhore, even though it had cost her friends and family. See i-whore
iwhore by gateskeeper January 24, 2008
iwhore
when one becomes a slave to ones own iphone thru the constant use/growing addiction to it and separation anxiety experienced when not in arms reach of it
a condition created where you find it impossible to sit your iphone down for even a second, the need to look for new apps, use exisitng ones, texting, checking facebook, reading email, etc overwhelms you and eventually you fall into your own world where its just you, and your iphone at that point you've become an iwhore
a condition created where you find it impossible to sit your iphone down for even a second, the need to look for new apps, use exisitng ones, texting, checking facebook, reading email, etc overwhelms you and eventually you fall into your own world where its just you, and your iphone at that point you've become an iwhore
iWhore
Someone who borrows someone else's iPod and uses up the entire battery because they felt the need to go through all their shit.
Ugh, Tracy's such an iWhore, she wanted to look through my music and when she gave it back it had like a sliver of battery left on it!
iWhore by Katrinioso January 12, 2009
inwhorebit
the act of driving around the block one or more times in attempts to pick up a walking woman. theoretically if a successful pick up isn't made after the first go around, all attempts should be abandoned because more than likely the woman will think you're a creep if you go inwhorebit more than once.
I seen this fine lookin bitch walkin down the street yesterday, so i went inwhorebit and asked her if she needed a ride. Lucky me, she gave me a B.J. for the ride!
inwhorebit by blackemerald October 12, 2006
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