Someone who has to have every single unnecessary-but-shiny iGadget to feel good about themselves. iPod, iRiver, iTouch, iPhone...you get the idea.
Girl #1: ZOMGGGGG, there's a new generation iPhone coming out??? I HAVE to have it omg omg omg!!!1
Girl #2: FFS, you're such an iWhore
Girl #2: FFS, you're such an iWhore
by iWhore July 29, 2009
Someone who borrows someone else's iPod and uses up the entire battery because they felt the need to go through all their shit.
Ugh, Tracy's such an iWhore, she wanted to look through my music and when she gave it back it had like a sliver of battery left on it!
by Katrinioso January 13, 2009
by Camcol February 13, 2005
A person who purposely keeps their iPhones in perfect condition, wrapping them in every iCondom on the market. This is done so when the next one is introduced they can whore their "old" phone out to the highest bidder.
Hey Bro, where is you new iPhone? Uh, it is not wrapped yet so I can't use it. Geesh, you're such an iWhore...
by theway146 July 19, 2010
Defines an utterly stupid and incompetent person, who gladly would sell his sould, body, and genital parts to Steve Jobs, just to own an Apple product.
You can easely identify an iWhore, look for utterances like the following: "Oh I love my Iphone, I just updated it through iTunes, and now it can multitask", "Oh with the new update, my Ipone is able to run more than one app at a time! Apple rulez", "I love my MacBook, It is only 999$ overpriced, but hey it's a MacBook", "I'm to stupid figuring out how to right-click, thats why I love Apple"
by Walternate June 09, 2011
You waited in line to get a late model iPhone before the price dropped $300 two weeks later, and within increasingly dimished time-frames, New! Improved!! models have already made yours obsolete. Regardless, your thumbs and face are practically adhered to the inevitably shattered screen. You don't even talk of apps with your friends; you just incessantly download more. You can't be without it; you'd do anything to get it back if you lost it. You are an iWhore.
by Webdebnyc January 09, 2012
cultish person who waits at Steve Jobs sacred rear portal for fecal manna to fall, so he or she may purchase the item before it hits the floor. Mass e-mailings from apple directly stimulate this person's ispot.
Jamie enjoyed listening to Apple press conferences with her credit card between her legs. She was an unapologetic iwhore, even though it had cost her friends and family. See i-whore
by gateskeeper January 24, 2008