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A shorthand term to describe a state of being old to the point of senility (thus unable to reason), and irritable (usually as a result of being unreasonable). Irritability + Senility = Irility

Also, "Irilitable" as an adjective.
"That old fat hobo over there was yelling at the wall, looks like a bad case of irility".
"The old man was very irilitable"
Irility by Gold Cat July 27, 2012
She’s short,beautiful and overall a perfect person.She has a sweet smile and perfect eyes.She’s funny and can make your heart melt whenever you see an Irdina
Wow she must be Irdina
Irdina by aloneandsad August 9, 2018

captain iridium 

A designation given to someone who is beyond clueless on statements that are more than obvious to everyone else

Someone who is slow to catch on or major dense. When references are made that they should know they respond with 'HUH?'. Typically you need to repeat it 2 or 3 times and then after the 3rd time you have to break down get all upset and explain it in gory details to them.

This was coined as iridium is the densest material known to man.
Can someone please explain winders logic to Captain Iridium? I have told him three times already and will kill myself if I have to again.
captain iridium by 1337c0d3d00d December 5, 2011
Irini's a blow right in the gut for atheists.Literally this world's magnum opus.Greatest friend you could possibly have;sweet,thoughtful and warm; displaying affection seems her second nature.Super intelligent.Super talented;will sing people into their coffin and act them into their grave.Inspiring.Gives people meaning.Brews the best warm beverages.Prolly a witch.
Don't wrong her though.Seeing you've disappointed her will lower you through the circles of hell.
*shit Irini's really doing justice to the play People,places and things.
*o waddup Irini I love u
Irini by bitchass eskimo February 25, 2019

Undid Iridium 

From the Halo Universe, the phrase "Undid Iridium", when spoken in front of a UNSC Artificial Intelligence, will override it, causing it to obey the commands of the person who recited the phrase.

In Spartan Ops Episode 7, you can see an example of this phrase in work, when Dr. Halsey uses it on A.I Rolland to break from her cell.
Halsey: Hidden things can be... useful.
Roland: Such as?
Halsey: Such as the phrase "Undid Iridium".
*Roland begins glitching as he attempts to repeat Undid*
Roland: UNSC AI override instructions active, Doctor Catherine Halsey (in calm, new voice).
Undid Iridium by MagmaticLizard January 28, 2013

Iridocyclitis 

Used to describe a process to fix your eyesight, never used in the world of medicine only used in Spelling Bee's to trip up little brown kids with glasses
Announcer: Pronounce Iridocyclitis

Brown kid: Could you please use it in a sentence please
Announcer: Yo, your Hoe so ugly I had to get Iridocyclitis