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A physical human wall of guys used to protect yourself from strippers approaching you at a strip club. By strategically placing your self inside this wall of men, you form a barrier. This is the typical approach by committed men so they can feel good about telling their significant others that 'were having a blast, we're two hours outside of wine country honey.'
Russ: What are you going to tell Katie when we go to the strip club?
Larry: It is all good. I'm going to get behind the man wall and tell her I am two hours outside of wine country.
by 1337c0d3d00d March 8, 2012
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When you have pissed off someone so badly that instead of calling you and bitching you out, they write an email or IM that is pages long and book worthy.

This fine document is deserving of a nice leather binding and even gold embossing. It should be placed nicely in your library at home and showed off to everyone that visits.
Pillz: HAHA omg I just copy/pasted what you told me to Winders, you were not supposed to tell me that info and he is going to be so pissed off. Prepare to be leathered.. HAHAHHA f'ing standard

1337c0d3d00d: Thanks fag.

Pillz: yo, check it out.. 'Winders is typing..' HAHAHA
by 1337c0d3d00d March 22, 2013
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Santa Claus Sized Gut. When you strut around with skinny arms and legs and have a perfectly round butterball gut that rivals only Santa Claus. This gut is always round and tight and looks to pop at any second. If from behind you could be mistaken for a girl then it would be assumed your pregnant.
Pillz: Holy cow, did you see the SCSG on Chi Chi? Does he have no shame?
captain iridium: hehehe, LOL, yeah
by 1337c0d3d00d August 25, 2014
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Standard is short for 'Standard Operating Procedure'. It is abbreviated as standard or simply STD.

This is the standard reply given to general statements made that are more than obvious or typical.
Jr: Good lord.. Look over at Chi Chi, total friggen steak pillow time.

Bagels: standard.. STD..
by 1337c0d3d00d March 20, 2013
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This pillow is typically found in the rare upscale restaurant area of Las Vegas. The best quality of these pillows are made from Japanese Wagyu beef. This type of beef is grass and beer fed, and massaged daily. This results in the highest quality steak pillow known to man.

While traveling in a large group and headed out for a long evening of partying in Vegas, there is usually one member of the group who at dinner time will ask for the steak pillow.

They will proceed to pass out on their pillow at the table at approximately 9:30pm before any evening activities have begun.
Pillz: So we are going to hit up TAO hard tonight, right guys?

Chi Chi: ZZZzzzzzz

Pillz: OMFG, Chi Chi's asleep on his steak pillow. Good lord, what a party.
by 1337c0d3d00d March 20, 2013
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Pad is an employee who is considered "IN THE REAR WITH THE GEAR". They are in the back of the infantry truck so when a big pothole is hit or layoffs occur they fall out the back and the truck keeps going. Nobody looks back. Commando soldiers stuff the back of the truck with lots of pad to handle rough times. Always make sure you're not PAD!
dude:why is private idontknow just staring at the screen? he knows no work is being done if hes not typing anything on the computer right?
commando: yeah, hes pad.
by 1337c0d3d00d October 5, 2020
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A city where all the inhabitants could not rub two coins together to buy anything because they don't even have two coins.

Broker than broke. Broker than a joker. A broke city resident borrows money from bums.
That dude just drove into broke city and has checked in for a long time.
by 1337c0d3d00d December 5, 2011
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