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captain iridium 

A designation given to someone who is beyond clueless on statements that are more than obvious to everyone else

Someone who is slow to catch on or major dense. When references are made that they should know they respond with 'HUH?'. Typically you need to repeat it 2 or 3 times and then after the 3rd time you have to break down get all upset and explain it in gory details to them.

This was coined as iridium is the densest material known to man.
Can someone please explain winders logic to Captain Iridium? I have told him three times already and will kill myself if I have to again.
captain iridium by 1337c0d3d00d December 5, 2011

Undid Iridium 

From the Halo Universe, the phrase "Undid Iridium", when spoken in front of a UNSC Artificial Intelligence, will override it, causing it to obey the commands of the person who recited the phrase.

In Spartan Ops Episode 7, you can see an example of this phrase in work, when Dr. Halsey uses it on A.I Rolland to break from her cell.
Halsey: Hidden things can be... useful.
Roland: Such as?
Halsey: Such as the phrase "Undid Iridium".
*Roland begins glitching as he attempts to repeat Undid*
Roland: UNSC AI override instructions active, Doctor Catherine Halsey (in calm, new voice).
Undid Iridium by MagmaticLizard January 28, 2013

Heterochromia Iridium 

Heterochromia Iridium is when somebody's two eyes aren't the same colour.
two different coloured eyes is called Heterochromia Iridium.

heterochromia iridum 

a person with two different eye colours
ooh look that person has heterochromia iridum

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026