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captain iridium 

A designation given to someone who is beyond clueless on statements that are more than obvious to everyone else

Someone who is slow to catch on or major dense. When references are made that they should know they respond with 'HUH?'. Typically you need to repeat it 2 or 3 times and then after the 3rd time you have to break down get all upset and explain it in gory details to them.

This was coined as iridium is the densest material known to man.
Can someone please explain winders logic to Captain Iridium? I have told him three times already and will kill myself if I have to again.
captain iridium by 1337c0d3d00d December 5, 2011

Undid Iridium 

From the Halo Universe, the phrase "Undid Iridium", when spoken in front of a UNSC Artificial Intelligence, will override it, causing it to obey the commands of the person who recited the phrase.

In Spartan Ops Episode 7, you can see an example of this phrase in work, when Dr. Halsey uses it on A.I Rolland to break from her cell.
Halsey: Hidden things can be... useful.
Roland: Such as?
Halsey: Such as the phrase "Undid Iridium".
*Roland begins glitching as he attempts to repeat Undid*
Roland: UNSC AI override instructions active, Doctor Catherine Halsey (in calm, new voice).
Undid Iridium by MagmaticLizard January 28, 2013

Heterochromia Iridium 

Heterochromia Iridium is when somebody's two eyes aren't the same colour.
two different coloured eyes is called Heterochromia Iridium.

heterochromia iridum 

a person with two different eye colours
ooh look that person has heterochromia iridum

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026