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captain iridium 

A designation given to someone who is beyond clueless on statements that are more than obvious to everyone else

Someone who is slow to catch on or major dense. When references are made that they should know they respond with 'HUH?'. Typically you need to repeat it 2 or 3 times and then after the 3rd time you have to break down get all upset and explain it in gory details to them.

This was coined as iridium is the densest material known to man.
Can someone please explain winders logic to Captain Iridium? I have told him three times already and will kill myself if I have to again.
captain iridium by 1337c0d3d00d December 5, 2011

Undid Iridium 

From the Halo Universe, the phrase "Undid Iridium", when spoken in front of a UNSC Artificial Intelligence, will override it, causing it to obey the commands of the person who recited the phrase.

In Spartan Ops Episode 7, you can see an example of this phrase in work, when Dr. Halsey uses it on A.I Rolland to break from her cell.
Halsey: Hidden things can be... useful.
Roland: Such as?
Halsey: Such as the phrase "Undid Iridium".
*Roland begins glitching as he attempts to repeat Undid*
Roland: UNSC AI override instructions active, Doctor Catherine Halsey (in calm, new voice).
Undid Iridium by MagmaticLizard January 28, 2013

Heterochromia Iridium 

Heterochromia Iridium is when somebody's two eyes aren't the same colour.
two different coloured eyes is called Heterochromia Iridium.

heterochromia iridum 

a person with two different eye colours

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026