Intrade

Where geeks go to lose all their money.

"Hey man - did you see that Obama's up to 89 to sell on Intrade?"

"Yeah, I had $2,000 on Clinton."

"Oh, sorry about that."

by pchoate May 10, 2008

girth intruder

A person that violates ones personal space, orifice, or body cavity with a stunningly massive thick dick GirthWorm GirthusMaximus

I was minding my own business, and my BF got drunk and kept wanting to play girth intruder with my ass all weekend, like he was back in jail or something.

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 14, 2019

Girlfriend Intruder

A male individual who talks or texts your girlfriend in large amounts, usually with increasing levels of annoyance. Usually this person is not worthy of stealing your girlfriend, just annoying the piss out of you. The difference between a cock block and a girlfriend intruder is that most of the time this person is a friend of yours and doesn't have the intention of stealing your girlfriend either, just being excessively annoying.

Josh: Dude. Whats up?
Brandon: Nothing much. Mike's such a girlfriend intruder
Kyle: Lets eat him.

by BarnacleBill February 26, 2010

intrarectalcranialitis

A pseudo-scientific word for the condition of having ones head up their ass. Also known as cranial rectal inversion. IRC for short.

"Wow Johnson I think I know why you can't get anything done right, your suffering from intrarectalcranialitis! You've been walking around with your head up your ass all day!"

by shmuely February 24, 2008

Bed intruder

Viral video of a ghetto man on the news talking about how an intruder tried to rape his sister. Freaking hilarious.

"He's climbin in yo' windows, snatchin yo' people up so y'all need to hid yo' kids, hide yo' wife, and hide yo' husband cuz dey rapin everybody out here"

HOMEBOY!
Bed intruder, he gon find u!

by G428377 August 6, 2010

intraverse

A place that exists only in your mind. e.g. Your own little universe.

There's always interesting people to talk to in the intraverse.

by evilinnerchild November 27, 2015

Intranet

An intranet is a restricted-access or internal network that works like the Internet. It enables employees or those with access to browse or share resources.

The Local intranet was shared only by the friends.

by Larstait November 11, 2003