Interruptard 

A person who can not fight the urge to interrupt a person or people in a conversation in an almost Tourette's
Fashion, even after long overstaying their verbal welcome.

“I know! Interruptard asked me a question and then persisted to talk over my fucking answer! “

Interruptard by ZosoMatt June 8, 2020

girl interrupted syndrome

(this is all for jokes) :))
when a person believes that they’re extremely different & special, and just simply so misunderstood.

they probably listen to fiona apple, lana del rey, or someone else who perfectly captures their sadness.
they possibly enjoy things like vinyls, films (and calling movies films) like girl, interrupted (hence the name), lolita, gone girl, and others.

they may partake in self destructive behavior like smoking cigarettes, drinking, etc.
so really at the core of a person with girl interrupted syndrome, it’s probably just mental illness.
xoxo- a recovering girl interrupted syndromer

gina: hey what’s with alice lately? she’s been acting different and been isolated.
lea: oh, she’s probably just suffering from a case of girl interrupted syndrome.

girl interrupted syndrome by meowmeowbeans.org August 15, 2021

girl interrupted syndrome

A person (typically female) who is a self-acclaimed intellectual and philosophy freak. Nevertheless, she is an effortless cool girl, quiet, mysterious, and alluring. She may seem like the perfect girl at first glance, shockingly beautiful and incredibly different, however, she will leave you broken-hearted In the end. Those who suffer from this syndrome usually partake in distinct activities such as, cigarette smoking, listening to grunge music, reading 18th-century pretentious novels, and drinking plenty of vodka.

At the core of the syndrome is mental illness. Girls who have this syndrome are beautiful and alluring but cold and arrogant.

Max: She's just so alluring and different. I asked her what she was listening to on her headphones while she smoked her cig and she said The Smiths.
Joey: Uh oh erm... she sounds like she has girl interrupted syndrome.

girl interrupted syndrome by nymphpop September 30, 2021

story interruptor one-upper adder-toer

A person that interrupts you mid-story. But then not only interrupts your story, they feel the need to one-up your story with an even better story of their own. And to top it off, they not only interrupt you in the first place, one-up you with their story, they then feel the need to add to your original story they interuppted.

I was in class the other day talking about how my dad went to Haiti to help the earthquake victims, and before I could even finish Frank interrupted me and said his dad not only flew to Haiti to help the victims, but that he also donated a million dollars to the relief act. He went on to say that his dad told him my dad was down there but wasn't actually doing anything to help. That fucking Frank is such a story interruptor one-upper adder-toer!

story interruptor one-upper adder-toer by krriley January 28, 2010

Indianapolis Interruptor 

Can take place in a variety of situations - but usually at a party, gala, event, etc. It is when a man is receiving any sort of sexual pleasuring to his penis and right as he is going to blow his load, someone behind him opens the door and startles him, causing him to turn around quickly and shoot his hot cream onto the face of the person who opened the door, aka the "interruptor."

Drew: "Hey man get me a beer from that back room."

Steve: "Ok."

As door opens - Steve gets a hot cream to his face.

Steve: "WTF!!! I cannot believe I just became an Indianapolis Interruptor."

Indianapolis Interruptor by pizzaman2o1o March 18, 2008

paid interruptor 

Any worker at a store that always seems to be a distraction to the cashier doing your transaction,thereby resulting in a hightened chance of transaction screwup.

I want 10 dollars gas...oops here comes the paid interruptor!

paid interruptor by JoeNJ2 July 11, 2011

pathological interrupter 

When you are expressing an important concept or imparting an important situation, the pathological interrupter will change topics in mid-sentence as you are speaking. They continue to do it after you call them on it because they are insecure in themselves and don't realize they are doing it.

I was telling them a story about how the neighbors were robbed at gunpoint and the pathological interrupter started speaking about his greatness at his job and how important he is there.

pathological interrupter by romdo308 October 7, 2013